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Emma Stone must be a witch

Because she'd bewitched me

When Aziraphale was talking about inhabiting Crowley's body and that they would probably explode I was like

Ooooooh too many details guys. You do what you do in your bedroom, don't need to hear it

Exactly my thoughts like 2 hours ago

all i want to do is embroider and listen to audiobooks, but NO i must do calculus

Beastars is just sexy zootopia right?

I can't believe I didn't pick up on it in the first episode but Mew is such a proficient manipulator for someone so young and inexperienced. He likes having control, and I'm surprised Top is actually sticking around. He must be so sure of himself his confidence makes him blind to Mew's tricks. Either that or it makes the challenge more interesting and the conquest more gratifying for him, so he's just waiting to take the trophy home.

Can somebody ban J. K. Rowling from tweeting? It's pride month for Christ's sake, can she simply not?

That's why I'm so sensitive about Sand. I relate to him so much it hurts. He's a person who has learned that there's no point in expecting anything from people. He doesn't see himself as anyone special, as someone who can be "the one". He takes responsibility for his feelings and doesn't blame anyone for being hurt. But he feels so,so much. He cares more than he can take and more than others can appreciate. He's doomed to get hurt and I am too.

And that is absolutely tragic

You know what absolutely kills me about this? Sand doesn't even look surprised. He isn't teary or wide-eyed. It's a look of pure disappointment. The kind that says he knew this would happen from the start, and he's utterly powerless to stop it.

While seeing Sand breaking down in tears would have been devastating, there's something very achy about this reaction. It's hard to put into words.

I relate to this so hard it hurts

The feeling of having a crush, even if I know it can't be returned, is something special indeed. I'll hold onto these feelings for just a bit longer, even if it means my heart is pricked with thorns.

How many times do you actually have to tell your female friend that she is incredibly beautiful and that she is a little sunshine so she would take a hint you have a crush on her?

Marry Poppins Crowley am I right?