Parks And Rec Intro Gives Off The Sims Build Mode Vibe Am I Right?

Do you remember that time when you could just...

touch your face in public and not fear death?

Yeah me neither

I woke up to a bumblebee flying around in my room

I jumped right out of the bed and closed the door

My room belongs to the bumblebee from now on

All those times I fucked up saying my fast-food order come to haunt me at night

Mother Gothel had no right to be that hot

And neither did Flynn

Sorry, right number

Is how I'm gonna reply to anyone who picks up the phone when I call them and then immediately hang up

I wheezed

Campbell: *gets down on one knee*

Elle: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Campbell: *falls over*

Elle: The poison is kicking in.

I had to take a break after reading that chapter because I related to Thorn so much. That desire to be needed, that thirst for companionship - I've felt it. All of it

Thorn admitting his love hits different

I wonder if they cried in this interview too

The two cannot fucking go one interview without sobbing about each other

Love them to death

Many people in the fandom are convinced that SandRay won't get a happy ending because it's 'not a bl' and it's 'realistic'. First of all, even I, the resident hopeless romantic, understand that realism is not the same as pessimism. Second of all, it's P'Jojo we're talking about. He loves giving people happy endings after a couple of tragic twists and time jumps. Just think about Bad Buddy or Never Let Me Go and their endings. I am a SandRay-is-endgame truther, because of the reasons listed above and because I will bawl my eyes out in the case they don't end up together.

I usually can’t stick to one aesthetic but maaan this is tempting 

a guild to the dark academia aesthetic

what to wear:

TWEED

trench coats

dark colours

black turtle necks

plaid pants/skirts

scarfs

three piece suits

button ups and collard tops 

old watches

lockets

rings

glasses

knit wear

decor/furniture:

desks (preferably cherry or mahogany)

towering bookcases

record players

art depicting tarot cards or deities

old photographs

books e v e r y w h e r e

vintage tea cups with roses on them

candles

old wine bottles

a chess board

a skull

at least one ash tray (even if u don’t smoke!)

make-up/hair

red lipstick

brow gel

any dark lipstick

bangs

long hair

red lipstick

or collar bone length

undercuts r also rly rad

oh and did i mention red lipstick?

food:

red wine

gin

whiskey

champagne

coffee

tea

blackberries

pomegranates

bloody steak

mushrooms

candied ginger

toast-plain toast

soup

walnuts

what to read:

the secret history (obvi)

if we were villains

the golden finch

anything by V.E schwab

shakespeare

aeschylus

homer

plato

anything by oscar wilde

ninth house

song of achilles

harry potter (don’t @ me it’s da)

truly devious

edgar allan poe

(this list could go on forever but these of some of my faves)

music

hozier

lorde

tears for fears

depeche mode

any classical

lana del ray

the smiths

the cranberries

velvet underground

(again this list could go on forever)

partially inspired by this post

Dark Academia

Dark Academia

Foods/Meals you would consider having a ‘Dark Academia’ vibe? 1) mushrooms (lol) 2) bloody steaks 3) a single apple 4) roasting a whole pig

Nobody:

Boyle: It's Nikolaj!!!