I Think I Lost The Ability To Form Full Sentences During This Quarantine

No hate towards Force's acting skills, but he literally looks perpetually constipated the entire series

losing it at the way top just stares helplessly into the void while his two exes try to 1-up each other at pub trivia

Shit now I ship a different meleven

Max and Eleven

I usually can’t stick to one aesthetic but maaan this is tempting 

a guild to the dark academia aesthetic

what to wear:

TWEED

trench coats

dark colours

black turtle necks

plaid pants/skirts

scarfs

three piece suits

button ups and collard tops 

old watches

lockets

rings

glasses

knit wear

decor/furniture:

desks (preferably cherry or mahogany)

towering bookcases

record players

art depicting tarot cards or deities

old photographs

books e v e r y w h e r e

vintage tea cups with roses on them

candles

old wine bottles

a chess board

a skull

at least one ash tray (even if u don’t smoke!)

make-up/hair

red lipstick

brow gel

any dark lipstick

bangs

long hair

red lipstick

or collar bone length

undercuts r also rly rad

oh and did i mention red lipstick?

food:

red wine

gin

whiskey

champagne

coffee

tea

blackberries

pomegranates

bloody steak

mushrooms

candied ginger

toast-plain toast

soup

walnuts

what to read:

the secret history (obvi)

if we were villains

the golden finch

anything by V.E schwab

shakespeare

aeschylus

homer

plato

anything by oscar wilde

ninth house

song of achilles

harry potter (don’t @ me it’s da)

truly devious

edgar allan poe

(this list could go on forever but these of some of my faves)

music

hozier

lorde

tears for fears

depeche mode

any classical

lana del ray

the smiths

the cranberries

velvet underground

(again this list could go on forever)

partially inspired by this post

Dark Academia

Dark Academia

Foods/Meals you would consider having a ‘Dark Academia’ vibe? 1) mushrooms (lol) 2) bloody steaks 3) a single apple 4) roasting a whole pig

that is what we in the industry call A HUGE TMI

THE HEART KILLERS | BEHIND THE SCENES

Crowley screaming "somebody killed my best friend" is heartbreaking

"He's not naked, a man, or a friend to me (we're husbands)" - Aziraphale's mind

so this is what fanfic writers mean when they write an italicized oh

Honestly, true. Rowling would fuck it up (no offense tho)

Repeat after me:

WE NEED A MARAUDERS TV SHOW.

WE NEED A MARAUDERS TV SHOW.

BUT IT CANNOT BE WRITTEN BY JK ROWLING.

Dude this is straight up poetry

Sand is so me fr

Makes me wanna poke my eye out with a freshly sharpened pencil

actually sick thinking about sand, the icarus. sand, who has probably been watching ray for so long, has seen how broken he is but could see how bright he shined underneath it all. sand, whose first words to ray were "are you okay?" and has followed through on the promise of those words every day since. sand, who let himself get close and told himself it would only be once but knew it was a failing mission. sand, who walked into the fire knowing he would get burned, but wanting so desperately to feel that warmth. sand, who keeps walking into the fire thinking maybe this time the warmth won't come with third degree burns.

one day im watching a yt short of two thai actors jerking each other off against a bathroom mirror and the next day im learning thai and looking for student exchange opportunities in bangkok