Honestly Screamed At That Scene Because Ain't That The Truth

If I was the person interrogating Ani I’d literally be like “can you please stop talking like you’re in a 1940′s crime noir film and just tell me what the fuck happened to Bryce Walker?”

Oh god did JK Rowling R E A L L Y create a fictional race of slaves that actually liked being slaves and - oh my- took it as a personal attack when you tried to tell them about the unfairness of the situation?

Good god.

It's the way Fadel just folds into Style's lap for comfort and Style takes care of him, stroking his hair and leaning over him, giving him the protection and love he's craved but cut himself off from.

Oliver, the dysfunctional bisexual

Is it okay that 1 season Monica and Joey look a lot more like siblings than Monica and Ross

one day im watching a yt short of two thai actors jerking each other off against a bathroom mirror and the next day im learning thai and looking for student exchange opportunities in bangkok 

Marry Poppins Crowley am I right?

I usually can’t stick to one aesthetic but maaan this is tempting 

a guild to the dark academia aesthetic

what to wear:

TWEED

trench coats

dark colours

black turtle necks

plaid pants/skirts

scarfs

three piece suits

button ups and collard tops 

old watches

lockets

rings

glasses

knit wear

decor/furniture:

desks (preferably cherry or mahogany)

towering bookcases

record players

art depicting tarot cards or deities

old photographs

books e v e r y w h e r e

vintage tea cups with roses on them

candles

old wine bottles

a chess board

a skull

at least one ash tray (even if u don’t smoke!)

make-up/hair

red lipstick

brow gel

any dark lipstick

bangs

long hair

red lipstick

or collar bone length

undercuts r also rly rad

oh and did i mention red lipstick?

food:

red wine

gin

whiskey

champagne

coffee

tea

blackberries

pomegranates

bloody steak

mushrooms

candied ginger

toast-plain toast

soup

walnuts

what to read:

the secret history (obvi)

if we were villains

the golden finch

anything by V.E schwab

shakespeare

aeschylus

homer

plato

anything by oscar wilde

ninth house

song of achilles

harry potter (don’t @ me it’s da)

truly devious

edgar allan poe

(this list could go on forever but these of some of my faves)

music

hozier

lorde

tears for fears

depeche mode

any classical

lana del ray

the smiths

the cranberries

velvet underground

(again this list could go on forever)

partially inspired by this post

Dark Academia

Dark Academia

Foods/Meals you would consider having a ‘Dark Academia’ vibe? 1) mushrooms (lol) 2) bloody steaks 3) a single apple 4) roasting a whole pig

Me every Tuesday

hahahahahahaha I am having an identity crisis! who am I??? Do I like art?? Am I a writer??? Shall I learn a new language??? Dye my hair blue? Or pink? Or brown??? I don’t know because I hate everything and have no creative inspiration ARGHHHHHH

The marvelous mrs maisel's ending

Did they really have to squash those two together after that perfect closure summer dance where they both agreed it was time to dance with other people? Why, writers, why?