Asexual Gang Rise Up

this man is the one true ally

“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

tol wife = eternal happiness

brief pk loving his wife brainrot before bed

@the-fox-inc @ihavenocluewhatiwanttobecalled @i-had-a-bad-feeling @too-many-paper-cranes

hugging you all <3

reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺

reblogging this bc i will inevitably need this

I'm autistic and I currently feel like shit checklist

Hi there. Are you autistic? Do you currently feel like shit and don't know why? Try this checklist to see if you can Fix The Problem!

When was the last time you used the bathroom? If you answered "I don't know" or "at least 3 hours ago", go now!

Do you need a drink? Go get one if you don't have one in front of you.

When was the last time you ate? If you haven't eaten yet today, consider eating A Meal, or perhaps A Snack. Something is better than nothing, eat whatever you feel able to!

Is there something in your immediate surroundings that is bothering you? If the light is too bright, turn it off. If there is an annoying sound, make the sound stop or reduce your ability to hear it (earplugs, headphones, etc.). If your clothes are bothering you, change them.

Is your space messy? Pick one area of your room and clean it up as best you can. Clean your whole room if you have the energy!

When was the last time you did An Activity? Scrolling on social media doesn't count. Try actively doing something fun! Play a game you like, read a book, make something, or go for a walk.

When was the last time you Spoke to a Person? Consider talking to a person you like if it has been a while.

How long has it been since you did something Special Interest related? Make some time to do that today. Infodump to a friend, have a nice long research session, look at related images or gifs, make art about it, whatever works best for you!

Try stimming actively! Put on some music and dance, spin in circles, go to the park and use the swings!

If you still feel like shit after trying all of these things, you might be tired or sick. Go to bed early and get some rest. Hopefully you will feel better tomorrow!

Hope that helps :)

having no (or tiny) pockets to put my phone in most of my clothing is crazy annoying bc if i want to tie my hair, i have to

a) awkwardly cradle it in the crook of my neck

b) stuff it in my nearly-useless pocket and pray it doesn't fall out (this also renders me immobile bc if i walk my phone will 100% fall out so this option isn't even applicable most of the time)

c) put it in my bag and get whacked in the face by my purse when it slides down my arm as i raise it to tie my hair)

d) put it on the floor like a fucking maniac (i have done this when i was particularly desperate in an empty elevator)

this is in vietnam btw so more comfortable unisex clothing isn't that commen yet, unfortunately :(

@the-fox-inc

hello everynyan :3

@the-fox-inc

wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice

happy *checks calendar* 9 year anniversary of wheeze man

this is 10 days early but i will lose this post before then so <3

my humor 2016

how i'm handling my students using AI to write papers:

-don't accuse them on using AI from the get-go and instead ask them to informally define all the huge words that they used in their essay which i know they don't know the meaning of

-ask to see their original file where they "wrote" the essay. go to version history to see if it was just copy and pasted and then just edited a bit. i keep an eye out for the shit like "certainly! here's an essay about...."

-if they own up to it, they can re-do the assignment for a higher grade even if there will be an automatic penalty. if they don't, i process it like plagiarism and get my supervisor involved.