Dracula Sleeping In His Dracula Position With Hands Crossed But He’s Holding His Boobs

Marvin's mommy issues go hard i love this soundtrack

to me . Nerdy Prudes Must Die (the song) was almost ENTIRELY max projecting on Richie like,,, i dont believe him when he says "i could give two shits that you buried and left me/defiled my body/you pushed me off the edge"

and then the "repeat after me" part.....

like just. "who will pray for me/when my body's gone/or until another Richie comes along"

no one cares that max is dead. Hell at this point very few people even know, but hey, this is Hatchetfield- people go missing every day. And I think however much he pretends not to, Max does care that no one notices, or that they're happier without him.

and he gets SO pissed when Richie interrupts him with "I'm not a loser!". god i just. this song is genius

that muzzle won’t stop him

will branner as max jägerman joins the genre of white men who are so barely hinged, if hinged at all

put a psychiatrist in a room with ocean o'connell rosenberg and logainne schwartzandgrubenierre and theyre coming out crawling limb from limb

I would take a bullet for Grace Chastity. In case you were wondering.

Max not letting Kyle and Brenda date is so funny, but what's funnier is the way he tells that to Pete just after the "I did not consent to this ran de vus"™ line. Dude is like an anti shipper but for his classmates. He's not just god, he's also the opposite of Cupid.

do you guys think richie and paul are related. cause I do.