Triple Whammy

Person: are you okay?

Me: yes

My brain:

The band of Russians

Reblog this first

christmas at the Kenways

Edward: now Connor, what would you rather have; a bottle of gin or half a bottle of vodka?

Connor: I don’t- wait, half a bottle?

Edward: It was a long travel. 

Haytham: *walks in* Who wants some cooki- ARE YOU GIVING HIM ALCOHOL AGAIN?! FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FATHER,  HE’S 10!  

Edit:

optionally some years later:

Edward: Rum or brandy?

Connor: Charles Lee

Edward: uhm, okay… can I get him at the liquor store?

Reblog if you are a die-hard Assassin's Creed fan

Flaws and all, no matter what.

this is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life after all the ezioleo fanart

Henry: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Evie : Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Jacob: Smad.

Im bored

This is too accurate???

“One more chapter and then I am going to bed.”

— The lie I tell myself every night

when you got responsibilities and people expect things from you