Beast-of-the-irony - My Memes Are IRONIC

Im laughing so bad

You have been visited by rare Pepe Ford. Reblog to cheer him up.

Do these taco's taste funny to you

Let’s play a game!!

When you see this, reblog with a supernatural quote (NO REPEATS)

I’ll start:

I lost my shoe

I can't

History’s Hitmen: Altair, Ezio, Edward

Abstergo: These guys were certainly terrible. On a whim, I tried to do the math, trying to figure out exactly how many deaths were on their hands, but I gave up. Too depressing!

Some supplementary material from Abstergo Entertainment: Employee Handbook

YES

honestly? I haven’t been the same since I saw these at 8.41am this good morning

Person: are you okay?

Me: yes

My brain:

The band of Russians

Altair is a Asshole

I wonder… why is it that old!Altair reflects Malik here in the puddle of water? Why is it not Darim reflecting Malik and Altair reflecting himself in this sequence? Is it because Malik had back then already possessed a wisdom as old!Altair does in this moment? Is it because this moment reflects the exact state during Altair’s leaving for Mongolia: Altair as one who still has a lot to learn (Darim) and Malik as the wise one with lessons long learned (old!Altair)? Is this why Altair’s position is inverted, or is there some other story behind it, I wonder…

On another note, see how Altair and Malik are hugging, in the reflection? Malik’s hand goes over Altair’s shoulder and behind his neck, and Altair’s hands go below Malik’s shoulders and to his back. I’m going to cry…