Reblog This Or Die.

@isle-of-hot-ass-men this took way too long but it is finally here!

(”There” is the cementery just to let you know)

I did not do anything for Desmond’s birthday and then I got this ask and I made it into angst, sorry.

Malik’s Kitchen Part 13

Omfg now my life is fucking complete

My Edward glitched on the stairs at the Assassin Hideout.

I am fangirling so hard. Ubisoft totally ships Ezio/Leo

In 1476 Leonardo Da Vinci was arrested for sodomy at the age of 24 with a 17 year old.

Assassins Creed: 2 was set in the year 1476 and Ezio was 17

Im a cop now

The floor is bringing Desmond back

The floor is a Connor Kenway Sequel

christmas at the Kenways

Edward: now Connor, what would you rather have; a bottle of gin or half a bottle of vodka?

Connor: I don’t- wait, half a bottle?

Edward: It was a long travel. 

Haytham: *walks in* Who wants some cooki- ARE YOU GIVING HIM ALCOHOL AGAIN?! FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FATHER,  HE’S 10!  

Edit:

optionally some years later:

Edward: Rum or brandy?

Connor: Charles Lee

Edward: uhm, okay… can I get him at the liquor store?

Well bye childhood

“The original script of The Road to El Dorado called for Miguel and Tulio to be lovers, calling each other “Darling” and such. Although the idea was eventually shot down, several scenes remain in the film where this is apparent.“

The FBI man in charge of spying on me: P L E A S E for the love of GOD s t o p.

Me, scrolling through Tumblr at 2 a.m.: I n e e d more ineffable husbands content N O W.