HEARTBREAKING: Poor Girl Has To Get Out Of The Soft Warm Bed Even Though She Is So So So So Comfy

Please understand that when I say I grab you, I don’t mean grabbing your face or arm thats rude and creepy please don’t do that to anyone

When I say I grab you I’m saying it like I’m grabbing you like a potato. It’s my way of saying hey I appreciate and respect you let’s be friends

david harbour is gonna be out here giving people santa kinks for christmas

Unmute !

First off, this looks like a baja blast. So,... yeah

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

Me, wanting to fuck ponyo's dad:

my thoughts on the mario movie so far

#fuck or die

content warning: #major character death

Season 2 of the Umbrella Academy put me on a rollercoaster of emotion!

‼‼‼SPOILER‼‼‼

Like shit, the last 2 episodes had me crying because Ben dissapeared for good in episode 9 and in episode 10 everyone dies and 5 reminds time to stop them from dieing. Then when they all go back to 2019, they're put into an alternate universe where they're assholes called the Sparrow Academy and Ben show you and he looks like a badstard that had sex when he was 15 and bragged about it to all his friends even though the girl didn't even orgasm, but she didn't want to hurt his feeling so she told him he did.

ALSO! Reginald is a fucking alien? Since fucking when! There were no hints!

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person