This Is Fucking Stupid

HAJGVDS

Me, when my parents yell at me for getting food in the middle of the night:

Having a Apple Pencil doesn't make you a better artist , but it sure as hell helps

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

hey, i don't know if you're cozy right now, but if you aren't cozy, please, please get cozy. snuggle up. do whatever you have to do. please I'm begging

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

you know what they say. Makin pancakes makin bacon pancakes take some bacon and i’ll put in in a pancake bacon pancakes that what it’s gonna make bacon pancake

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

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If you fantasize about having sex with infamous serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, etc...

Why don't have a seat in a chair, but 🧚‍♀️ make it electric 💅💖💅💅

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three