Tomorrow……… Is August„„„„,?????

He was my best friend:((

what are the rules for breakfast today?

I don't usually click tumblr ads but that site has a lot of great drawing refs tbh

Imagine being part of the Umbrella Academy and realising that your father would rather adopt a literal rock than you

God, Pls do

Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO

i need y'all to join me in the splendor of looking at these guys

EDIT: these are called palm pals! here's the link!

Me, wanting to fuck ponyo's dad:

my thoughts on the mario movie so far

Getting a lot of requests… for this. Not harsh enough? Wanna see a Randy plush get waterboarded w/ discount cola?! LIT ON FIRE? If you purchase your OWN Randy plush today, you can even put it in the MICROWAVE!

(LEGAL ADVICE: I DO *NOT* RECOMMEND MICROWAVING THIS THING)

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Take my Unus fanart while I cry

The @ is my Twitter