Laboring In My Laboratory Wearing My White Coat And Long Black Nitrile Gloves With White Hair Standing

good news everyone! the doctors are taking my bones away!

I have too many bones

forgot about gaza

ever since thanksgiving i've been completely and helplessly out of drugs and i'm pretty sure it's the worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever

Hello 👋, I hope you're doing well..

My name is Mahmoud, and I'm a 17-year-old from Gaza. The ongoing war has devastated my city, destroyed my school, and made daily life incredibly challenging.

Despite these hardships, I'm determined to continue my education and build a better future. I've been given a chance to study abroad, but I need help to cover the costs of leaving Gaza, as well as living expenses and other essentials abroad once the crossing opens.. 🙏

If you can, please consider donating or sharing, your kindness can truly make a difference, and thanks for your time. ❤🍉

https://gofund.me/bd3ccf0b 🔗

I really wish I could do more to help. I wish you the best of luck.

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

they're letting me run around in the research lab to boost morale (because of how cute i am) even though i have several mysterious properties. the safety committee is PISSED lol and they're right to be because no one knows about my spores

it’s so crazy to see people say “yeah I don’t agree with RFK JR on everything but at least he’s going to tackle the poison in our food!!!!!¡” I would rather eat red 40 for breakfast lunch and fucking dinner than see what the Trump administration will do to food in America.

ive never in my life been peer pressured into vaping or smoking cigarettes or doing meth or whatever they tell u in dare but by GOD have i been peer pressured into trying coffee. "Just one sip bro" "It's good bro i swear" "It doesn't even taste that much like coffee" YES IT DOES youre just desensitized to it i will NEVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE fall for "it doesnt even taste like the thing it is" YOU CANT BREAK ME #DareToSayNo

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

probably feels good as fuck to be a 1960s house wife blissfully dissasociating on barbiturates and speed and your husband comes home and starts screaming at you for no reason and in the state of fugue you calmly grab the hot pan of oil off the stove

For Leen (@leenmata1) and her children, this is not a choice. Since the only food they have are flour infested with insects, either they eat the food filled with insects, or they starve.

Leen has 5 children, the youngest of whom is only 2-years old while the oldest is only 15. Her husband Ahmed is responsible for caring for not only his family, but also his sick elderly parents and his married brother with his 2 children. To do so, Ahmed decided to migrate and apply for asylum in another country a week before the current war with hopes that he may find a better way to provide for his family. However, Ahmed cannot work while his asylum application is getting processed, and he has no way to help his family who is trapped in Gaza right now.

Leen and her children are now living in a refugee camp. Their home has been destroyed, and they have no income and no food. Please help Leen and her children survive and reunite with Ahmed!

gofundme.com

Donate to A Call from Gaza: Saving My Family from Siege and Death, organized by Ahmed Matar

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This campaign is vetted by @/gazavetters and is #33 on their Gaza vetted fundraisers list!

€2,245 raised of €64K target (4%)!

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