WHAT HOWD YOU DO THAT???? BAIDBWISHIWHD

tw sh

”how likely am I to get tetanus from a rusty blade?”

Google: it’s not impossible to get-

WELL NO FUCKING SHIT BRO

love when the lesson is about technology and the preacher turns it into a lesson about women’s rights, queer people, and communism

dear preacher, die, in a Tesla fire

die with your stupid fucking orange man and his dumbass minions

sorry

If my heart doesn’t stop beating ISTG.

i go from "i didn't deserve the things that happened to me" to "there is no suffering that I do not deserve" in like 3 seconds

HOW ABOUT NO ONE PERIOD

JESUS CHRIST WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GET BROUGHT UP LIKE THIS

Soda clocking your ass is hilarious and very hypocritical of him

i know I might use those exact words against him word for word copy and paste

i go from "i didn't deserve the things that happened to me" to "there is no suffering that I do not deserve" in like 3 seconds

The keto diet is bad for most people but turns out the upside of it being popular as a type 2 diabetic is that I’ve got some mediocre bread I can eat

i go from "i didn't deserve the things that happened to me" to "there is no suffering that I do not deserve" in like 3 seconds

Put the attention in the bag, (plsplsplaplasplspls)

I love you too

I do not have a parasite

*me eating the apple skins from me my moms peeled apple*

my mom: I didn’t wash that-

me: I know

her: you really should..

me: why????

Her: it has like pesticides on it !!

me: *flexing and chuckling* AINT GETTIN NO BUGS IN ME BABYYY