The After Pen Glow Effect Is Strooong, Especially For A Man Who Wanted To Throw Himself In The Gallows

Lady Featherington: I suppose you think Colin’s mom is more nurturing than I am.

Penelope: Mother, there are prison cells that are more nurturing than you are.

Quarantine with Bob Burger Belcher:

You replace Linda, this is before Tina, Gene, and Louise were born. You and Bob are like 21.

“Ooh! We should wear matching couple masks!”

Bob turns his head towards the display of masks “Hm.” Bob hums, you let go of his hand and run towards the display rack “Aw look at these! There so adorable!” You squeal “Aren’t they adorable, Bobby?” “Mm, yeah, they’re pretty cute.” Bob says, staring at your expressions.

You frown at the sound of a man coughing “Ew…maybe we should come back.” Bob sighs, grabbing your hand and pulling you away from the area. “But the mask will be gone by then…” You whine, not hearing the man coughing harder “I promise they won’t, now come on!” Bob says, practically carrying you away from the mask section.

Time Skip

“Got everything we need?” You ask tiredly “Yeah, we got all the knifes, the plates, cleaner, and a lot of gloves.” Bob states, walking with you to the car.

You open the trunk and Bob places the groceries inside. You hum happily before gasping “What?” Bob asks, shooting you a concerned look “We forgot the masks!” You scream. Bob frown “Oh…we did, didn’t we?” He mutters, “Aw, I was having so much fun I forgot.” You huff, opening the car door. The store was already closed now, “Wait, you had fun, but we were just buying stuff for the restaurant.” Bob says, getting into the driver’s seat. “I know, but you’re so cute when you get passionate about the restaurant.” You coo, making Bob blush deeply “R-really?” He asks.

“Of course.” You laugh, smiling as you look at the window. Bob stares at you for a minute before he start the car, mumbling to himself.

“I need to marry this girl…”

“What was that?”

“Oh nothing~”

okay these 3 notes mean that this isn’t awful so thank u. this will probably the only poem i write.

okay so this guy i’m dating told me to write him a poem bc i did ONE assignment on poetry for my english degree and he thinks i’m a poet.

fast forward weeks later and i finally thought of something that doesn’t start with “roses are red, violets are blue”

anyways i’m posting it here. idk if it’s any good, i trust tumblr not to judge me. yes it is sickeningly cute, i apologise in advance. (there is no title yet)

although we’ve known each other less than a while

everyday you make me smile

and that makes it worth every mile

that’s between us across this silly isle

p.s. idk whether to add any other stanzas or if it’s fine as it is 🥹

Top 10 TV shows as voted by my followers → [3/10] 🧛 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-)

“The problem with living with other vampires are the vampires I have chosen to stay with.”

Sims In Bloom: A Sims 4 Legacy Challenge ☆ﾟ*･｡*･

Please let me know if you find any problems with the challenge (I’m currently play testing it myself) or if you find a part that is too similar to yours/someone else’s (I’m aware there are quite a few flower based challenges out there but I tried to make mine as unique as possible).

( Base game version )

( Sims 3 version by @capygarden )

( Graphic version by @candlelightsimmer | Graphic version by @kimbasprite)

General rules

For each generation complete the designated aspiration, career, and skills.

Asterisk * marked points are optional, you can choose to complete these to make the challenge more difficult.

There are two colours associated with every generation. Use these for genetics (berry/banilla), or just clothes and house decor if you wish.

Start each new generation with a small house/apartment and 1000 simoloeons. If you want to make the challenge harder, you can start each generation on an empty lot with 0 simoleons (rags to riches style!)

Play on any lifespan you wish (short is not recommended).

If you decide to play this challenge @ me or use the tag #sib or #SimsInBloom if you want me to see!

This challenge requires:

Expansion packs - City Living, Get Together, Get to Work, Cats and Dogs, Seasons, Get Famous, Island Living, Eco Lifestyle, Discover University, Snowy Escape, Cottage Living

Game packs - Spa Day, Dine Out, Vampires, Outdoor Retreat, Parenthood, Realm of Magic

Stuff pack - Nifty Knitting

Gen 1 - Daisy (white, yellow)

Gardening has always been your passion. Owning a large, healthy garden is all you’ve ever wanted in life, even if your nails constantly have soil under them and you have so many broken pots you’ve lost count. Your happy place is meditating in the shade of the fruit trees that you grew yourself from tiny saplings. You sit and wonder what your family will grow to do, and hope that they will flourish just as beautifully as your garden has. This is the start of your family legacy!

Aspiration: Freelance botanist

Traits: Cheerful, clumsy, loves outdoors

Career: Gardening

Skills: Gardening, fishing, wellness

Live on a lot with the lot challenge ‘Simple living’

Grow a cowplant and keep it alive for as long as you live (if it dies, immediately plant a new one)

Grow 5 perfect plants

Marry a sim who also has the ‘loves outdoors’ trait

*Gain the Outdoorsy lifestyle

*Grow a death flower

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pretty boys

It applies to the situation, that the song is written about where, you know, you're updating a former lover on what your life is like now and trying to be positive about it. But it was also where I am creatively, where it's like, "I'm just saying yes. I'm just putting out an album in the worst time you could put one out. I'm just making stuff with someone who I've always wanted to make stuff with as long as I've been a fan of The National. and I'm just gonna say 'yes' to stuff." and it worked out.

- TAYLOR SWIFT in Folklore, The Long Pond Studio Sessions (2020)

Sweet boy 💕

What we do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement

if only we met sooner

if only we had met sooner

i might be really good at golf now

and although you’ve been practicing

you’re still losing at mario kart somehow

if only we had met before

we might have two cats (or four)

we might have been to turkey

and brought home several more

if only we had met earlier

i’d be joining you at the football matches

then we’d go back, have some dinner

then head to bed where i give you back scratches

if only we had met a two years ago

which is when you first saw me

you might be ready

and maybe i would be too

but i guess now we’ll never know

good morning! hope you all have a great day, stay hydrated and look after yourself! you’re doing great <3