Hot take:
OG Movie!Beetlejuice: A sewer rat. Disgusting gremlin. Bites peoples’ fingers off. Has so many disease. Gives other respectable rats a bad name. Still houses fleas that carry the bubonic plague.
Animated Series!Beetlejuice: A ferret. Precocious little spooky noodle but still loving and soft. Gets into mischief but never wants to hurt anyone. Stinky. Likes being held.
Musical!Beetlejuice: A raccoon. Adorable and round and soff. Bad with humans, hisses often. Eats garbage regularly. Only washes hands, the rest of him is filthy, so his claws always look cute.
Double Trouble.
I love my NB fashion icon model.
tbh I wouldn't be mad if betelguese came out of no where and force-fed me nachos
Millie: *breathes*
Moxxie:
The fact that all of my nb icons can and will stab me without remorse is bringing me joy.
Alex Brightman goes from chaotic hell demon to precious baby boy in .2 seconds and I love him,,, so much for it
golden eagle having a relaxing time
If you're an anti and I don't see the DNI don't get pissed off because I didn't look properly and act like I'm invading you're personal space because guess what, I don't want to interact with you either just take the like and deal with that shit or get off of the internet.
is he okay
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Love to all my sweet wonderful babes !
Lydia sometimes tries to scare BJ and it usually works everytime.
BJ tries to get Lydia back for scaring him but she rarely jumps when he scares her but sometimes she does because she likes seeing him happy.
Sometimes Lydia sings thinking no one can hear but BJ always hears her and loves hearing her sing.
BJ used to try preparing breakfast for Lydia but after he almost set the kitchen on fire he’s only allow to make her cereal and anything that doesn’t need heating up.
Once Lydia fell asleep on BJ while they were watching Toy story 4 together, he also ended up falling asleep, but woke up shortly after the film had ended, since Lydia was asleep he carried her upstairs to their bed and then get in bed next to her.
BJ woke up the next morning to Lydia hugging him.
Lydia and BJ both never decide on what movie or genre to watch when they have movie nights so they have a jar with the title of a movie and what genre it is, they add to it quite often since they both love movies.
BJ likes to whisper really bad jokes to Lydia while she’s trying to sleep in the end, she doesn’t sleep for over an hour because her and BJ keep each other up by telling each other the worst dad jokes they can think of BJ using starts it but whenever Lydia does it he bursts out laughing because some of her jokes are worse than his.
Lydia is a blanket hog in bed.
BJ got a soda-stream and made fizzy milk, he enjoyed it.
BJ made Lydia try the fizzy milk, she hated it.
I'm just a beetlebabe and I'm calling myself a beetlebabe because I'm a Beetlejuice fanboy come at me and also because I ship Beetlebabes FYI Anti shippers, please stay away it would do both of us a favour
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