"Kamala Harris Raised 50+ Million Dollars After Biden Dropped Out!" You Fools.... That's The Money She

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

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9 months ago
Explaining To My Gentile Friends What A Mezuzah Is And Was Looking Up A Picture And I Am Now Adding These

Explaining to my gentile friends what a mezuzah is and was looking up a picture and I am now adding these alongside propeller hat yarmulke to my now expanding list of things that are totally kosher but would give your mother a heart attack if you showed it off to people


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8 months ago
This Is What It’s All About

This is what it’s all about


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4 months ago
Work Pressure 😿🐈

Work pressure 😿🐈

8 months ago
Another Delightful Shul Moment I Wish I Could Capture. A Dad Rushing In Last Second To Make Sure His

Another delightful shul moment I wish I could capture. A dad rushing in last second to make sure his baby’s little hand touches the Torah and then kissed his baby’s little fingers instead of his tzitzit.

7 months ago

I love love love being religious but you have to admit there's something a little bit funny about it all. Like sorry boss I can't come in tomorrow, me and all my Jewish friends are going down to the river to throw bread and look at fish and feel sad about our sins. Yeah it's gonna be all day.


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9 months ago

Let's write about Jewish characters in dynamic ways- that make it clear "Yes this is us. Yes, we are living our lives with this happiness and ritual, and we love it. "

Like it's so easy to write about, to have casual observances of Judaism and cultural practices be in the background of stories. I'll write of the few examples I can think of in my frame of reference as a college student-

there's a mezuza in the doorway of a college kid's apartment. Whenever his friends come over, it's a reach for some of them to touch it because both he and the rabbi who installed it are 6 foot three. The others feel like a middle school boy slapping the ceiling as they try and reach for the damn thing.

Characters rush on public transport to get to a rabbi's house on shabbat. The train is due. There's a flurry of regrouping, then trying to call a missing friend to get there, and then the process of methodically hiding Magen davids and jewish objects because getting to shabbat dinner without a situation was an order from college Hillel staff.

A character is half-drunk at 2 AM at the convenience store but has to scan the list of ingredients on their chemically disgusting snack for gelatin.

Said character is prevented by her friends from only sustaining herself on 7/11 slushees "even though it's all kosher!"

There are references to the Purim incident constantly- it is never clarified what happened on Purim.

the hypothetical gang of characters are in the middle of nowhere on a grand magical adventure. The main character notices a mezuza on a door of a cabin, knocks on it, and has an in-depth conversation with the resident. Then, he waves his friends over. "Hey, guys! We have a place to stay tonight!" Because through the magic of Jewish geography, it was discovered that the grumpy old Jewish man in the woods is the grand uncle of one of his Jewish Day school teachers

A character who eats cheesy bacon bagels regularly on passover has a deep respect for jewish ritual items. He kisses the siddurim as they're handed back into a pile, he always kisses his kippah that he wears for ritual purposes of shabbats and minions. He's very careful with these objects and keeps on claiming dropping something He is observant, and he cares so much, but not in the "typical" way. Just... please show the nuance in practice.

The big "going out night" for our fearless college student isn't Friday but saturday night because of shabbat.

The stain on the rabbi's couch is not to be mentioned

A character keeps on mentioning the stain anyway.

Jewish goodbyes after any event take a minimum of two hours and that's why the gang is delayed on their journey to save the world .

I want more representation than characters in novels saying "haha I'm jewish but eat bacon and love Christmas!" in such flat ways. Please feel free to add more hypothetical ways of representation in the comments !!! About or inspired by your own life and experiences ! Let's make this post vibrant!


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10 months ago
Several months ago I spoke at a conference in Florida attended by nearly 4000 Jewish teens. A panel moderator asked me what gives me hope. I was going to say "4000 Jewish teens," but I was fourth on the panel and the other panellists already mentioned it. I had a sudden flash and realised what gave me hope: "I imagine myself in conversation with my great-great-grandfather. And I say to him, 'You know, there is some antisemitism at Harvard.' And he responds to me in shock, 'There are Jews in Harvard?' And I say, 'Yes, but some of them hate Israel!' and he says again in utter surprise, 'There's an Israel?' "

Someone shared this in my conversion groupchat and I thought y'all would appreciate it too.


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