Every Year Rosh Hashana Reminds Me That I Don't Hate Red And Green Together, I Just Can't Stand The Relentless

Every year Rosh Hashana reminds me that I don't hate red and green together, I just can't stand the relentless omnipresence of it during the four months of Xmas.

Anyway you heard it here first: green and red are Rosh Hashana colors now 🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏

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10 months ago

One thing I’ve realized I love about Judaism is how there is less of a stress on the gender of G-d vs the feeling of G-d. When I think of the divine, I can’t picture a man or a woman but I do know the feeling of wind before a tornado, or seeing a shooting star for the first time, or feeling the first breeze of summer kiss your cheeks or-


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8 months ago
Hi! This Is Literally Not What Kamala Harris Said At All.

Hi! This is literally not what Kamala Harris said at all.

Here is what she DID say:

On Oct. 7, Hamas, a terrorist organization, slaughtered 1,200 Israelis. Many of them young people who were simply attending a concert. Women were horribly raped. And so absolutely, I said then, I say now, Israel has a right to defend itself. We would. And how it does so matters. Because it is also true far too many innocent Palestinians have been killed. Children, mothers. What we know is that this war must end. It must when, end immediately, and the way it will end is we need a cease-fire deal and we need the hostages out. And so we will continue to work around the clock on that. Work around the clock also understanding that we must chart a course for a two-state solution. And in that solution, there must be security for the Israeli people and Israel and in equal measure for the Palestinians. But the one thing I will assure you always, I will always give Israel the ability to defend itself, in particular as it relates to Iran and any threat that Iran and its proxies pose to Israel. But we must have a two-state solution where we can rebuild Gaza, where the Palestinians have security, self-determination and the dignity they so rightly deserve.

(emphasis mine)


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7 months ago

2 October 2024 - 29 Elul 5784

No, today is not a Jewish holiday. Today is Erev Rosh Hashanah— Rosh Hashanah, the New Years of the Hebrew calendar, begins at sundown!

10 months ago

shabbat is for nervous system recovery it doesn’t matter if you’re not religious it still has so much meaning and importance!!! why do secular people not understand this!!! reducing it to ‘silly’ or ‘pedantic’ rules about not driving or shopping or using electricity is so patronising and ignorant. I don’t want to drive 3 hours on shabbat for a hike because it’s exhausting and this is a day about recovering from exhaustion. I don’t want to go shopping because the lights are bright and the crowds are noisy. I don’t want to cook or do laundry because it’s loud and/or messy and because this is one time in my week I allow myself to just Not Do Things!!!

I am literally sitting here on my phone. I was reading from my kindle earlier and I’m about to drive to a little hike about 25 minutes away. maybe my shabbat would be even more relaxing if I followed jewish law more closely, I don’t know. but this is something that works for me and so I’m strict about keeping it because it adds something positive to my life, not simply because it’s a religious law. why is it so hard for secular people, jewish or not, to consider judaism with even just the tiniest bit of nuance


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9 months ago

save me shabbat


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7 months ago

Every day I think about how I opened up to a friend about a threat that was sent to my synagogue, and her initial response was confusion, followed by a statement that whoever sent the threat should know that “Judaism is not the same as zionism.”

I’ve never felt more scared realizing that people I know and work with could rationalize threats of attacks at local American synagogues if the synagogue was ✨Zionist✨

And I think about it all the time, because that was supposed to be a statement of comfort in her mind. With the implication was that I was a good, non Zionist conversion student and had nothing to worry about.

It’s not that people can be grossly antisemitic. Their intention and values were just aimed at the wrong place?? 🤨🙄

I know this isn’t a new line of thinking. But it was jarring to hear it said to my face.


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9 months ago

📢📢Tu B'Av ✡️ is today❣️ and you know what that means❓time ⏰ to get hitched 💒💒💒 and 🕰time to ❤️ LOVE❤️ here 👉are some things to love and appreciate: you’re SIGNIFICANT OTHER 👫👭👬, KISSING!! 💏 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨, your pets also need some lovin 💕🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰💕, also ☝️friends and family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👦there are SO MANY things to love and appreciate 💞🌈show your love for lady Israel 🇮🇱 show your love to all 🤘🏻🤘🏽🤘🏿 ethnicities and 🙏✡️✝️☪️☸️💕 religions because everyone deserves 💋kisses and hugs 🤗❣️❣️


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4 months ago

Everybody shut up and look at the Cincinnati zoo Hanukkah otter

Everybody Shut Up And Look At The Cincinnati Zoo Hanukkah Otter
8 months ago

I was just thinking about the term "two Jews three opinions" (as I frequently do, I love that phrase).

There is frequent division and debate within our community. We are by no means homogeneous in our views, but we still hurt and cry and care for each other.

And that's just so beautiful and amazing.

Our views expand far beyond the binary of black and white, unlike the frosting on a halfmoon cookie!

So enjoy this little doodle appreciating our diversity of views, hopefully it brings a little joy into your day.

I Was Just Thinking About The Term "two Jews Three Opinions" (as I Frequently Do, I Love That Phrase).

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7 months ago

Diaspora Jews today:

Diaspora Jews Today:
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