“Oh Boo Hoo You Shouldn’t Ask Your Friends For Favors We’re All Adults”

This morning I had like the lesbian equivalent of that part from the Brian David Gilbert cooking video about getting called Boss haha

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

in another timeline, they got to grow old together

yes it did hurt when i fell from heaven but first i did some really sick flips while hurtling through the atmosphere and i think that's far more interesting and important honestly

There's a difference between "disabled" and "legally recognized as disabled," and I just want to give a shout-out to all the other disabled people who don't have formal diagnoses, who don't have access to benefits of any kind, who don't have the ability to use even the shittiest and least-helpful resources, because the process of getting legal recognition for disability sucks ass.

And another shout-out to all the disabled people who purposely avoid getting diagnosed, because official diagnoses can be used against you, and you're unable or unwilling to risk it.

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

For some reason the versions of this where he gives two salutes is being deleted and replaced with a version with a quick cut to a cheering crowd so I’ll just share it here 🙃

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH