Beezlebuz - Buz

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the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

tomorrow julius caesar will have been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years

who up missing their buddies who are daddies

they call me a master baiter because im very good at worming my fishing hook in a clean and efficient way that keeps the worm attached and secure. what, you thought i was gonna make a joke about masturbating ? hm. how crude. fish army kill them badly

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

You don’t need to tell everyone everything!! I need to learn to shut up