Emperor and empress
So what I’m thinking here is Anakin never got crispy and Padmé never died
-she’s forced to go with him
-Luke is still a sweetie
-leia is giving me big Azula vibes, aka she’s pretty evil
-eventually something wakes anakin up and he’s disgusted by his life
-Luke saves the day, somehow
Fuck you Disney these characters are queer :)
Version with my headcanon individual pride flags under the cut:
It's ok to disagree with my headcanons, just don't be a prick
Also, yes, this is the return of the Kalluzeb boob meme
++ it’s not fair, Maul’s not even trying… “You’re soft, like a deli ham, Ezra.”
The one where R2D2 regrets babysitting for Anakin and Padmé
(I’ve edited the background bc it was driving me crazy)
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN AND ARIANA GREENBLATT as Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano Ahsoka: Part 5 - Shadow Warrior (2023)
here Padawan Maul and later, Jedi Master in traditional robe… holy shit, he was a funny ass looking kid.
The biggest break-up in Star Wars was between R2-D2 and Anakin. Like full on we are never, ever, ever getting back together level break-up.
Look at this beautiful family portrait. Look how Artoo has taken all of Anakin’s kids with him in the divorce. I love this.
The reverence Luke has for his first lightsaber is so funny in retrospect, as if that wasn't his father's twenty-seventh lightsaber after breaking or losing all the ones before (we won't even get into the fact it's also the Youngling Slayer 9000), and kept it safe for over three years as his most sacred object.
Meanwhile, Anakin is just: