Actually I Think It Should Be Illegal To Say Chase Is Your Favorite But Hate Cameron.

I'm so fucking jealous of this guy right here. op ur mom's boyfriend knows exactly what his priorities are

guess what my mom's boyfriend is doing

new idea guys use this audio and make ur own versions of chase fucking dying

calico critters ‼️‼️‼️

Yes please

James Wilson (JasperWren) & Allison Cameron (AiryChirp)

the main refs r finished! weweaewa. I would've added more brown w Wilson but it was overwhelming also I just think Wilson with a white base is cool. also one half of his face is dark cuz I wanted to be like that. he is assumed to be fine and normal and then is actually fucking insane.

Cameron just felt right ngl

also Vogler and Tritter!!! idk why I made Tritter bald I just thought it felt right when tho Voglers the bald smooth one to my memory?? he's a Bombay inatead

was gonna make separate refs but I got lazy

MichaelTritter (Tripping) & EdwardVogler (EskerView)

dude 😭😭😭 losing jt

what is he chewing here. it's too thin to be a pen. is it a straw? is it a random piece of plastic he found on the floor? chase??

HOUSE M.D × INSCRYPTION

This isn't my first HouseMD AU, nor will it most likely be the last lol. You'll probably see less of this one??? Maybe??? Idk. Either way, I wanted to post this! Inscryption is one of my favorite games, and combining it with my favorite show felt right.

Questions about this AU or the game of Inscryption itself will be answered. I'm 100% willing to make a post explaining Inscryption as well for the HouseMD fans or people who saw this AU

Information of the AU under the cut!

[EXAMPLE]

Name [Attack/Health]

Animal [Sigil]

Sigil Meaning:

Animal/Card Symbolism:

ps: Masters & Amber will be included. just wait

FREE CARDS

GREGORY HOUSE [1/4]

Limping Jaguar [No Sigil]

Animal/Card Symbolism: Jaguars are strong animals, just how House is very clever, even for his field, and how a limp damages that view and themselves (A Jaguar couldn't survive long with a limp, House is damaging his body with Vicodin for it)

JAMES WILSON (0/3)

Hare [Many Lives]

Sigil Meaning: Whenever this card is sacrificed, it does not die

Animal/Card Symbolism: Hares are lagomorphs and still adored creatures, but are often seen as creepier than bunnies. Wilson, as willing and caring as he is, has a few horrors within himself.

ALLISON CAMERON [1/3]

Bunny [Hoarder]

Sigil Meaning: When this card is played, choose a card from your deck to be drawn immediately.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Bunnies are seen as innocent, fluffy animals and have connections to religion and morals

CHI PARK [1/4]

Beetle [No Sigil]

Animal/Card Meaning: Park is small and underestimated

2 BONES

CHRISTOPHER TAUB [1/2]

Hamster [Bone King]

Sigil Meaning: When this card dies, 4 Bones are awarded instead of 1.

Animal/Card Symbolism: A small coward. Rodent energy.

1 BLOOD

ROBERT CHASE [2/4]

Rat [Sprinter]

Sigil Meaning: At the end of the owner's turn, this card moves in the sigil's direction.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Chase is a coward who rats out and hides with anyone he thinks might just save his ass

ERIC FOREMAN [2/3]

Giant Salamander [Sharp Quills]

Sigil Meaning: Once this card is struck, the striker is dealt 1 damage.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Amphibians need specific living environments, being worse in poor ones than average. Foreman grew up in a not-so-good environment.

LISA CUDDY [2/3]

Clipped Parrot [Loose Tail]

Sigil Meaning: When this card is struck, a tail [feather] is created in its place and this card moves to the right.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Cuddy is intelligent and a valuable person, but can struggle with how she's taken due to her gender, and put down because of it. Held back by something.

LAWRENCE KUTNER [1/3]

Fox [Corpse Eater]

Sigil Meaning: If a card that you own dies by combat, this card is played from your hand on its space.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Foxes have a history of jokes and trickery, and can make laughing noises. I think this is fitting for the persona he puts on

2 BLOOD

REMY “13" HADLEY [2/3]

Spider Ball Python [Bifurcated Strike]

Sigil Meaning: This card will strike each opposing space to the left and right of the spaces across it.

Animal/Card Symbolism: Spider Ball Pythons have a gene that makes them wobble, and are doomed from the start

JESSICA ADAMS [2/4]

Hound [Guardian]

Sigil Meaning: When an opposing card is played opposite an empty space, this card moves to that space.

Animal/Card Symbolism: A working dog, stuck in one point of her life to never rest

house is so funny. he's the only drug addict i don't respect, the only disabled person i don't respect. kick his cane out from under him and make him crawl for vicodin it'll be funny

do u ship hilson

who doesn't? truly toxic old man yuri

ok but what the FUCK are you gonna do if I did a rewrite of HouseMD like what would you do about it man

haven't even finished cuz my motivation suckz but like what would u do Abt that like id rewrite everything u pussy ‼️

Mouse MD 🐀🐁🐀🐁