This Is Like So Cute….

Boredom is dangerous

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

Wenclair prompts

Ajax and Enid just wanted a quiet place to fool around. Unfortunately, it looks like Crackstone's crypt is a busy place, what with their botany teacher and the local barista dragging some unconscious girl into the crypt. An unconscious pigtailed stranger bleeding from a forehead gash that Enid's wolf is howling at the mere sight of. Enid's wolf starts itching beneath the skin, and she can't leave no matter how much Ajax begs her to go get help with him. This evening is turning out much more eventful than planned.

(The one where Wednesday never arrived at Nevermore, so Laurel had her Hyde go fetch her)

A soulmate au where the last words your soulmate will say to you imprint on your skin when their time draws near.

Enid didn’t anticipate the searing pain on her ribs while making out with Ajax. The pain of her soulmark has started to come in. Then Eugene calls, Thing arrives, and she's out the door sprinting for Crackstone's crypt as fast as her legs can carry her.

This isn’t how it ends, damn it. She refuses to accept that "Thanks. I think." is the last thing she ever said to Wednesday because she was too scared to confess her feelings to someone who was leaving anyway.

Goblin has new friend, friend talks too much. Goblin misses quiet mornings.

How lovely it is to be treated as the bad guy

So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!