“Dude. I’m going to get so hammered this weekend.”
“I have to read crime and punishment by Monday- I’ll just do it all Sunday night"
“If you could get full ride to any college by killing a man, would you do it?” “In a second.”
[A guy showing a girl how to put notes into a calculator in order to cheat on the AP calc BC test] “My morals have crashed like the Russian economy after the collapse of the USSR.”
“What class is this?” “AP FIGHT CLUB”
“What if we all just didn’t show up for graduation?”
“It is my unalienable right to not be here right now. I’m entitled to the pursuit of happiness and this isn’t it.”
“I’ll pay you $15 to do my physics homework.” “Shit, I’ll do it for free if you do my lit homework.”
[1st hour AP Human Geo: A girl pours a bottle of mountain dew and a can of monster into a thermos, shakes it up, and drinks it in one go.] “I have tests in every hour today and I got 15 minutes of sleep. Desperate times, ya know?”
“But if you’re valedictorian, and she’s salutoriain, and the six of us are top 2%, then who’s driving the bus?”
“so. did anyone do the calc homework?” *chorus of no’s* “you know, i don’t know why I even asked.”
“maybe if we all pretend we don’t know what we’re doing, he’ll move the calculus test.” “Honey, I don’t even need to pretend.”
We have our whole lives ahead of us and all I want to do is take a nap.
Lev Grossman (via quotemadness)
12|5 it’s a beautiful day, I hope you’re all well🌸
how have you been?
082316 // last week’s spread! got to see the guillermo del toro exhibit at lacma, tried some cool new food places, and started to get my affairs in order for going back to school (i fly back in two days!)
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HOW TO ILLUSTRATE YOUR NOTES - MASTERPOST
I gather together all this amazing post about illustrated notes. As the visual learner I am, this is gold to me, and I know it will be useful for the visual learners out there!
• Sketchnote Tips - by Carol Anne McGuire
• Visual Notetaking by Succubus studies
• Tips for beginner sketchnoters by Sketchnotespace
• How to illustrate your notes by Reviseordie
• Guide to pretty notes by Theorganisedstudent
• How to make pretty notes by Studyspoinspo
• Sketchnotes by Raindropvalley
• What is visual notetaking? By Danyadsmith
• Fundamentals of Visual Notetaking By Danyadsmith
How To Take Lecture Notes
The professors sometimes ask for students to print out lecture slides or take notes before class, so here are some ideas on what to do before, during, and after the lecture. Of course, these don’t have to be followed exactly as written, so you can use what works best for you. :)
Breathe. Focus. Try again.
what every student should hear from time to time (via medschoolandthreequarters)