You Should Be Able To Say "line" If You Don't Know What To Say In A Social Situation

“I was the product of an affair.  My father had sex with my mother once, and she hadn’t even told him about the pregnancy.  So he never knew I existed.  I was an only child.  I was desperate to connect with my identity.  But I had no way of finding him because my mother remembered his name incorrectly.  It wasn’t until I became an adult that I was finally able to track him down.  The first time we met, he sat in a chair, pulled out a cigar, and said: ‘I was expecting you to be a boy.’  It turns out that he’d had a son while he was in college, and he’d given that child up for adoption.  Somewhere out there, I had a brother.  I grabbed a napkin and wrote down all the information my father could remember.  But it wasn’t enough.  I couldn’t locate my brother.  Soon I got busy with my family and my mind moved on to other things.  Then two years ago I was on Ancestry.com, and I got a ping.  It wasn’t like: ‘Oh, here’s your brother.’  But it was a match of some sort.  And I’m really good at investigating that stuff, so I found him on Facebook and sent him a message.  After we confirmed things with a DNA test, Eric and I hit the ground running.  We call each other ‘brother’ and ‘sister.’  We’ve visited each other’s families.  We look alike.  We think alike.  I’ve shared my poetry with him.  He shares his music with me.  We’re both divorced, and middle-aged, and experiencing similar things.  So there’s so much to talk about.  We have these text conversations that last all morning.  I’m not that same teenage girl anymore—desperate for connection.  I don’t have a void that I’m trying to fill.  But he’s just been such a nice addition to my life.  I love having a brother.” #quarantinestories

Evelyn Poole in 2x05.

Placements in the natal chart that can indicate that you will move abroad ✨✈️🗺️

9th house placements - Sun/Jupiter/Moon in the 9th house

Sagittarius Midheaven

Sagittarius placements - especially Sun and Moon

Uranus in the 9th house

Aquarius Sun, Mercury and Mars

Uranus conjunct Sun/Moon/Mercury

ruler of the 9th house positively aspected

ruler of the 9th house conjunct/trine/sextile Jupiter

Aries rising

Gemini placements - especially Mercury and rising

Moon conjuct/trine/sextile Jupiter

Ceres in the 9th house

Fire placements in general - especially fire Sun, Moon, Mercury and Mars

South Node in the 9th house

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Hello, can you make me a Scorpio and Pluto dominant moodboard? TYSM 😘

SCORPIO PLUTO

DOMINANT 💙

Narcissa’s visit to Hermione’s parents

Narcissa: *observes if there’s any weed in the garden before entering the                         area of the house.*

Narcissa: *carefully looks around before making her way to the rear of the                         house to find rest of the weeds.*

Narcissa: *feels relieved finding no weed in the whole garden.*

Narcissa: *finally reaches the door, straightens the folds of her dress, clears                      her throat and rings the bell.*

Narcissa: *enters the house holding her head high, greets Mrs Granger in a                      very sophisticated manner.*

Narcissa: *as Hermione’s mother leaves to get some tea, she jumps into her                     operation.*

Narcissa: *checking if there’s dust on the furniture.*

Narcissa: *surfing the TV channels continuously.*

Narcissa: *unnecessarily switching the LED lights on and off.*

Narcissa: *enjoying her childish acts.*

Narcissa: *suddenly notices Mrs Granger standing at the door, holding a tray,                   staring at her with round eyes in amazement.*

Narcissa: *immediately sits straight and tries to act normal but soon realises                     her efforts to look normal has gone in vain already.*

Narcissa: How Mugglish!

ASTROLOGY OBSERVATIONS

(not professional, just what I’ve seen:)

• many Earth Venus’s (especially in men) may find it difficult to commit to solely one person or are very picky in who they choose to have a relationship with.

• a LOT of cancer risings I know and have seen always have prominent beauty marks or moles on their face, or have some sort of fixation with beauty marks.

• it’s so easy to spot a Leo rising because they always have such beautiful hair

• All Earth Rising signs have beautiful hair and prominent facial structure

• People with aquarius and Capricorn mercury have a beautiful way of speaking

• All 3 water rising signs have beautiful eyes

• Whenever I see Mars - Ascendant aspect, these people always have either a magnetic or aggressive demeanor to them (or both).

• Venus- Neptune aspects tend to always be in their heads, and they usually prefer that!

• Many water signs in someone’s chart usually indicates to me that this person is very good at convincing others.

• Though only one singular placement, Scorpio Lilith is such a strong placement, and because it’s such a strong placement many people with this aspect tend to show it more than some major placements depending on other placements in the chart.

• Those with Chiron in cancer may have been especially sensitive as a child and the mother influences this individual through life (could be in a positive way or negative way).

• I have also noticed that people with cancer rising and Leo rising share a lot of qualities (appearances and personality) because they are right next to each other. For instance those with Leo rising have few but quite noticeable cancer rising qualities and same goes for the other way around. I haven’t really noticed this with any other two signs close together besides these 2.

•Fire rising signs have contagious smiles

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Hey -- I miss doing these astro notes, it’s been- years? where have I been? forced into a rat race. I’ve lately been watching a lot of stand up comedies, timeless comedy movies, rush hour, the hangover, you name it, they don’t make shit like this anymore. I’ve also been dealing with saturn transit my 10th house and conjunct my sun fucking up my life. so I got stuff to share.

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⛄︎ Happy capricorn season! I find it ironic that capricorns are hard workers but people don’t work hard in capricorn season, it’s when everybody slows down, enjoys the holidays, reflects and attempts to make new year’s plans. 

Aspects that indicate humor 

☃︎ I said it before and I will say it again, strong mercury-jupiter aspects are the most common in comedians charts, every existing comedian seems to have them conjunct, oppose or square. e.g. Jim Carrey, Kate McKinnon, Kevin Hart (mercury conj jupiter). Chris Tucker, Amy Schumer (mercury square jupiter). Rowan Atkinson, Steve Carell (mercury opp Jupiter).

☃︎ Moon in scorpio or capricorn, top notch dark humor. Chris Tucker, Pete Davidson, Louis C.K. (capricorn moon). Ricky Gervais, Ryan Reynolds, Matthew Perry (scorpio moon). 

☃︎ Moon in gemini or sagittarius, making you laugh at random things, making the small details in life events remarkable and ironic. Sag got that joyful light hearted spirit no matter how sarcastic they get. Bill Burr, John Mulaney (sag moon). Gemini got that chaotic animated twisted humor, can go on endless tangents but you’ll never get bored. Aubrey Plaza, Jim Carrey, and Rowan Atkinson (gemini moon).

☃︎ North node in gemini or sagittarius being a naturally funny storyteller their whole life. I also notice north node in virgo, leo and capricorn in those that pursue public speaking or stand up. 

☃︎ Many comedians or just straight up funny people got MC in gemini, virgo, sagittarius, or leo. 

☃︎ Mercury in aries, leo, gemini, sagittarius, scorpio, capricorn the type of people that tell a basic story but the tone of their voice, choice of words, and the underlying emotion mixed with their perspective and delivery makes it hilarious.

☃︎ Mercury in a fire sign, can be loud, the underlying anger and passion in their voice tone is what makes them funny. Chris Tucker, Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle all got a leo mercury. Joe List got an aries mercury.

☃︎ Mercury in an air sign, they keep you engaged, animated expressions, great at impressions and mimicking when they tell stories. Trevor Noah is a good example and Jim Carrey (aquarius mercury).

☃︎ Mercury in earth and water, the way they so calmly tell an intense life event story with a straight face and calm domineer, almost seeming high, a lot of irony and nonchalance. Pete Davidson (scorpio mercury), Ricky Gervais (cancer mercury) and Kate McKinnon (capricorn mercury). 

☃︎ I have mercury conj jupiter in aries and I’m ruled by mercury (gemini rising). I’m super sarcastic and cutthroat when angry, it makes people upset, shocked, amused, wanting to laugh but also butt heads with me. My mind can find irony in literally anything. I also can change my voice and facial expressions easily when I’m mimicking someone. 

☃︎ Those with strong mercury-pluto aspects, the type that could actually give you contractions from laughter. They think intensely, experience life intensely, are cutthroat and skeptical, are super intellectual and deep which is enough to make them ironic in the way they communicate. Their communication style comes across as bold, raw and shocking, saying it how it is, not afraid of joking about taboo or embarrassing stuff. It feels like my life is fucked up my mind is fucked up and I don't give a fuck typa attitude. Matthew Perry, Pete Davidson, Louis C.K, Adam Sandler, Ryan Reynolds, Steve Carell (mercury conj pluto).

☃︎ Heavy pluto and saturn placements can make someone insanely funny especially if they’ve got aspects indicating public speaking. The absolute best at self deprecating humor. They aren’t afraid to share their traumatic experiences, because not only they make people laugh but they give hope to those who can relate. They got where they are by accumulating that much knowledge and wisdom and it came through many wounds usually relating to rejection, abandonment and feeling inadequate. They use humor to heal themselves and others. 

☃︎ Pete Davidson, Ryan Reynolds and Ricky Gervais got heavy scorpio and pluto conjunctions, examples of plutonian humor. Dave Chappelle and Chris Tucker got heavy saturn aspects, examples of saturnian humor.

☃︎ Now Chris Tucker got all the basic comedian placements. He’s easily one of the best and most successful comedians to ever exist. The type to open his mouth and everyone starts laughing. It’s the attitude not even the context. He was the popular kid too, friends with Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Jackie Chan, Prince and literally every iconic celebrity in the US. 

☃︎ Chris has a mercury square Jupiter at 0°, leo mercury 28°, capricorn moon, scorpio jupiter, saturn in gemini, jupiter conj neptune (can expand the imagination in storytelling), north node in aquarius (he was a trailblazer in rush hour and many comedians mimic him).

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☃︎ I noticed so many times that people with saturn in gemini can be socially responsible, meaning that they refuse to cuss in some occasions and refuse to talk shit or go against their morals. Partially due to the lessons they learned on gossip and the consequences of misinformation or twisted narratives. Chris Tucker rejected an offer because he refused to cuss and smoke weed on camera, he also avoids vulgarity and profanity in his stand ups. 

☃︎ Those with gemini north node are either so good at communicating clearly, storytelling and entertaining or will learn that in this lifetime. Same goes for gemini risings. One of their missions is to accumulate knowledge from everywhere they go without the need for distant travel and sharing it with others rather than keeping it confined for abstract contemplations (sag south node). They develop a communication style that is so personal to them that allows them to be a messenger, a bridge between people and a powerful speaker. 

☃︎ I have a leo north node and the more I grow older the more I realize I'm never meant to act so old. This inner child in me screams to come out after every tough cycle esp when I'm mentally trapped in societal conformity. Those with a leo nn exude childlike innocence and purity, at their best spreading love and joy wherever they go. Though to get there they go through challenging experiences alone to build so much strength and confidence so they can pursue what they love and share love so freely since they are so used to being cold and detached (aqua south node). 

☃︎ Those with a cancer north node are naturally so good at business matters like building a company or climbing the success ladder (capricorn south node). They learn quickly that material success alone does not bring them fulfillment. Every time they reach somewhere that feeling of achievement is fleeting and they just want to share those moments with others. They have this urge to connect emotionally to their loved ones and create memories. They might desire having a family of their own, a secure home, and a sense of safety and stability.

I somehow always unintentionally post in december and my posts be considered old next month, so I quit my toxic draining job last week, kinda feels like a life crisis, but I’m feeling so safe and cozy in my bed having my hot mocha eating all the christmas sweets and watching funny shit. so share your fav stand ups, funny movies or documentaries, anything you watch during the holidays. stay warm and cozy 🧣🎅🏼

"My life and my creativity is all about learning how to get out of the way." — Bernadette Peters

I'm rooting for all women but especially the fucked up and silly ones

James Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942).

Some quick trivia~~

The scene that takes place in the White House where Cagney tap dances down the staircase was completely ad-libbed

James Cagney became the first actor to win the Best Actor Oscar for a musical performance – this was also Cagney’s only Academy Award win

Cagney broke a rib while filming a dance scene, but continued dancing until it was completed

This film marks the first time Cagney ever attended a premiere to one of his movies, even though he had been in films for over a decade by that point

Cagney’s performance as George M. Cohan is ranked #6 on Premiere Magazine’s 100 Greatest Performances of All Time