Remember To Hydrate So You Outlive Your Enemies

please this would be so funny

I just found out that you can use gifs for tumblr pfps what if we all changed our pfps to the dancing cockroach like that one time before reddit disabled animated profile pics

I got a trans flag one too since this is 196

thank you my biggest fans. i dont know why the adventures are flavored like salad or why humanity's genuine threat is here but thats just the [tumblr].com experience i guess

ocefewandfarbetween

baby ocelot call that an ocelittle

extremely important images

Ibupikmin (I wanted it in a higher quality for my emojis)

Edit: Now with HRTmin.

projecting onto that oc is a full time job and ive never called in sick

drinking liquid death just for the thrill

sorry for dying my bad

the singular measly degree ☹️

i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2

update they were mussels and now there are fifty less mussels in the world

shout out to a friend of mine who's eating clams(?) by the dozens while waiting for the bus right now

he can't be stopped. he is shoving another one into his mouth as I type this