@glitchysquidd I Am Speaking To You.

woe. aj disease be upon your dash. send this post to all your friends to totally aj disease them

okay so I just learned on mobile you can drag the little blue pencil icon around??

i was able to get a refund!! aj win

hey who the FUCK didn't remind me to cancel my quizlet plus

i thought this was my cat for a second

look at my creature (and tell her happy birthday)

renaming my phone to “five opossums in a trench coat” so whenever i airdrop something to someone it says that five opossums in a trench coat would like to airdrop you something

revolutionary

beam attack!! beam attack!! beam attack!! hangon, this one will get him - beam attack!! bea--AIOUUGHH

Thoughts on this nefarious creature shooting beams at me in my home?

Watch out!! The Nefarious Creature with those Beams! Horrifying!! This wretched creature shooting beams all around the home is a cat! ✓

Target audience

anarchist symbol for kitties

bonus:

hello teacher!! i did not do this assignment because i was too SAD and it did not pique my natural curiosity. NO consequences thank <3

always remember that you are allowed to be unusual

I shouldn't be tempted like this.

Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Always