Ooooohooh Ooho Yes My Posts Are Doing Numbers >:]

a friend of mine ate over fifty mussels in the span of seven minutes and he didn't even know they were called mussels until mussel #39

Achievement Unlocked:

Musselbound

Hey stop hogging them, that's shellfish

normalize being little and stupid

i love being Normal and Usual about the Character (proceeds to post about it for days)

what i love about frog detective is that they were like "ok we need someone playing the piano here... but i dont want to animate someone playing piano... how about This Guy who has neither arms nor hands and it just sways from side to side" and you just accept it. thats the joy of playing frog detective. thats a worm playing the piano. what about it

Piano Worm from Frog Detective 3: Corruption at Cowboy County

omg guys look it’s baby guy

BANDAI: Tamagotchi Connection V3 in ‘Constellation Blue’ (2004)

beam attack!! beam attack!! beam attack!! hangon, this one will get him - beam attack!! bea--AIOUUGHH

Thoughts on this nefarious creature shooting beams at me in my home?

Watch out!! The Nefarious Creature with those Beams! Horrifying!! This wretched creature shooting beams all around the home is a cat! ✓

hello teacher!! i did not do this assignment because i was too SAD and it did not pique my natural curiosity. NO consequences thank <3

sorry for being a lover i want to be a hater but everything brings me joy

too lovey dovey for this world i’m afraid