I Keep Seeing The Haiku Bot On My Home Feed..... I'm Baiting It Here

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

do you guys ever suddenly become aware that you're listening to music and have to go change the song even though there's nothing wrong with it or is that just me

okay so I just learned on mobile you can drag the little blue pencil icon around??

shout out to all the people i haven't talked to in a hot minute. i still think about you steam notification style

woe. aj disease be upon your dash. send this post to all your friends to totally aj disease them

Yoinks you

WHY IS MY RIBCAGE SO POINTY

drinking liquid death just for the thrill

it's OK. because the rat likes it

my friend showed me this last night and i can’t stop thinking about the way she produced it and was like ‘i’ve been meaning to show you this’

shout out to a friend of mine who's eating clams(?) by the dozens while waiting for the bus right now

he can't be stopped. he is shoving another one into his mouth as I type this