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update they were mussels and now there are fifty less mussels in the world

shout out to a friend of mine who's eating clams(?) by the dozens while waiting for the bus right now

he can't be stopped. he is shoving another one into his mouth as I type this

the person who keeps making mondays has got to stop

pls

sorry for being a lover i want to be a hater but everything brings me joy

too lovey dovey for this world i’m afraid

thank you weird trans women forever

took me a moment to realize these were two different posts

oceunheardof

baby ocelot call that an ocelittle

always remember that you are allowed to be unusual

projecting onto that oc is a full time job and ive never called in sick