Many Happy Returns William Sherlock Scott Holmes 💗

But like…what if John’s penis is only average size?

Things that make you go hmmmm….

I saw this slip of the tongue and i thought, wait one damn minute…

Doesn’t Harrison Ford, with his handsomeness, charm, beautiful smile and soft eyes remind you of another handsome, witty man with a beautiful smile and soft eyes?

Well, He certainly has a type…

Teen Stephen, in church: dear God, if you’re trying to punish me for being too kinky...

Stephen: do it harder daddy~

he was cold and dark & he was warm and light

Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch, behind the scenes of Sherlock: The Abominable Bride (x)

Things that make you go hmmmm….

I saw this slip of the tongue and i thought, wait one damn minute…

Doesn’t Harrison Ford, with his handsomeness, charm, beautiful smile and soft eyes remind you of another handsome, witty man with a beautiful smile and soft eyes?

Well, He certainly has a type…

Sherlock: You’re going out tonight.

John: Yes, actually-

Sherlock: Your hair is combed, a subtle dab of gel, clearly used so that the wind won’t dishevel your hair. You’ve recently shaved, probably right before walking into the room, since there are clear signs of reddening around the lips, cheeks, and chin.

John: Sherlock-

Sherlock: You are nicely dressed, though thats saying something because you are always kept together, but this is different. You are wearing an expensive dress shirt, clearly just bought due to the fact you forgot to remove the tag. You’re also wearing a suit jacket, which you don’t wear often, you mostly wear jackets or coats. Your trousers are ironed, which means you went to a lot of trouble to look nice.

John: Yes, but-

Sherlock: *sniffing* You are wearing cologne, the one you only wear on a special occasion. Its a date, then.

John: Yes, okay, fine. But-

Sherlock: Vague smell of mouth wash. Don’t want to have bad breath. Extra precautions. Wow, she must be special.

John: *completely exasperated* I made reservations.

Sherlock: Obviously.

John: For us.

Sherlock:

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Sherlock:

Sherlock: You mean?

John: Yes.

Sherlock: Oh.

S: and proving a point

J: what point?

S: you

“Johnlock is just a strong friendship.”

I guess I see your point. I mean, if you removed:

the scene at Bart’s where they met

Mrs. Hudson’s “if you’ll be needing two.”

“… for you, and your date.”

the scene at Angelo’s with “No, not really my area.”

the scene where Sherlock fixed John’s limp

“Might we expect a happy announcement by the end of the week?”

the scene where John shot a man for Sherlock

the “Dinner? Starving.” scene

basically all of ASiP

the scene where Sherlock says “That’s what I was suggesting.”

the scene where Sherlock invites himself to John’s date

“You and John Watson. Just platonic? I’ll take that as a no.”

the pool scene

when John tries to sacrifice himself for Sherlock

THE POOL SCENE

when they agree to die together

THE. POOL. SCENE.

the way Sherlock reacted when John went all “captain-mode”

the way Sherlock got defensive when he thought John doubted him

“…as a conductor of light, you are unbeatable!”

Sherlock staring at John like THAT when he was apologising

John getting jealous over Irene

Sherlock obviously expressing disinterest in women

John counting fifty-seven text messages

Sherlock getting jealous of John’s girlfriends

Sherlock not bothering to remember John’s girlfriend’s names

“You’re a great boyfriend. And Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man.”

John mixing up his girlfriends

Sherlock “dying” for John

Sherlock taking two years of torture for John

Sherlock looking at John like THAT when he saw him after he returned

John shaving his moustache for Sherlock

Sherlock’s best man speech

“All the nice girls like a soldier.”

Sherlock putting John’s face onto the Vitruvian Man

Sherlock leaving John’s wedding early

Sherlock taking drugs again BECAUSE JOHN GOT MARRIED

John getting jealous over Janine

John’s face when Sherlock and Janine kissed

John’s face when Sherlock “proposed” to Janine

John’s reaction when Sherlock got shot

“John Watson is definitely in danger.”

Sherlock forgiving Mary for KILLING HIM because she’s John’s wife

Sherlock convincing John to stay with Mary even after she killed him

Sherlock shooting a man for John

There is soooo much more I could add… But yeah. I guess you have a point.