My Bisexual-ass: I Go Both Ways

My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

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1 year ago

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

2 years ago

Ride the Cyclone Charles Mack Center slime tutorial :]

/safe! It's a drive link to the show!! I'm Noel in this!!!!

1 year ago

Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

1 year ago

Today's Adventure is that I, after an unintentional 13-hour power nap,

Got woken up at 6AM by a phone call from a friend stranded in Montana because of the heat wave and almost no cell service because of their crap provider.

OhSoThat'sHowIt'sGonnaBe.jpg

Ok.

I somehow summon a week's worth of spoons and in less than 30 minutes and 5 phone calls, get them

A hotel

An appointment with a mechanic from 2 states away

A perscription refilled from 2 states away

and A Pizza

Go me.

But then it's 8AM and there are unscheduled live humans at the door and while EVERGENCY MODE is still on, I have already blown through a ton of spoons, and also probably shouldn't meet whoever it is wearing just a pair of bootyshorts that say "CRYPTID" in Gothic Font on my ass.

So I greet them in those shorts and a T-shirt that I manage to put on both inside out and backwards

#nailedit

It is, Fortunately, not the mormons.

it is, Unfortunately, two UPS guys trying to deliver my other in-house friend's new phone except the new guy doesn't know how to operate the "sign for package" device, and the old guy that's supposed to be mentoring him is like, 92, deaf as a post, and doesn't actually know how to operate the device either.

by the way

it is already

over 100 out

it takes almost 30 minutes to sign for the phone

when i get back inside, i discover that apparently the Corgi has learned how to open his kennel from the inside because he is now out of the kennel and waiting for me to come in.

he also has cat litter all over his face because while he was waiting for me he also learned how to open the baby gate to the cat's room and help himself to a cat shit breakfast.

He'll be fine

He's a cattle dog, they're legally required to have at least 1 really disgusting snack they love.

but

more to the point

i have no idea at what point he learned to open his kennel from the inside

has he been staying there out of politeness this whole time??

And

I got other shit to do today.

namely.

I'm seeing a realator

The Devils most pathetic yet effective demons

I get a reminder text that I have an appointment with her

at least

I think that's what it is because what she sends me is: "🏡⏰12:00 ❔"

With the time typed in the middle like that.

She is, according to her profile, at least 80.

so I reply "😎👍"

and then she sends me a string of GODDAMN POST-MODERN EMOJI HEIROGLYPHICS THAT TAKE UP MY ENTIRE SCREEN.

She's on an iPhone so half of them don't even translate across platforms

It takes me half an hour and three different software programs and goddamn wingdings to translate, but she has sent me the address and rules about masking and not wearing shoes inside.

in emoji

instead of like

literally any other format

I am

FASCINATED

and simply must meet the woman so if I don't come back to update I got stolen by the fairies but I'm taking the Corgi with me as protection so I'll see y'all later.

6 months ago
Andrew Garfield Talks To Elmo About Grief And The Passing Of His Mother
Andrew Garfield Talks To Elmo About Grief And The Passing Of His Mother
Andrew Garfield Talks To Elmo About Grief And The Passing Of His Mother
Andrew Garfield Talks To Elmo About Grief And The Passing Of His Mother
Andrew Garfield Talks To Elmo About Grief And The Passing Of His Mother
Andrew Garfield Talks To Elmo About Grief And The Passing Of His Mother
Andrew Garfield Talks To Elmo About Grief And The Passing Of His Mother
Andrew Garfield Talks To Elmo About Grief And The Passing Of His Mother
Andrew Garfield Talks To Elmo About Grief And The Passing Of His Mother

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

1 year ago
benhartley - ASW (912)
10 months ago

feeling so many feelings about all of this

1 year ago
I Wish We’d Gotten More Dialogue Between The Assassins Cause This Shit Is Hilarious. They All Hate

i wish we’d gotten more dialogue between the assassins cause this shit is hilarious. they all hate each other so much lmao


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1 year ago
Neurodivergent And Queer People How Are We Feeling?
Neurodivergent And Queer People How Are We Feeling?
Neurodivergent And Queer People How Are We Feeling?
Neurodivergent And Queer People How Are We Feeling?
Neurodivergent And Queer People How Are We Feeling?
Neurodivergent And Queer People How Are We Feeling?

neurodivergent and queer people how are we feeling?

1 year ago

you know what actually pisses me off? when I finally start to feel a smidge of confidence in my writing ability and then some JERK POSTS A SINGLE LINE FROM A TERRY PRATCHETT NOVEL AND IT’S BETTER THAN ANYTHING I WILL EVER WRITE NO MATTER HOW MANY MILLENNIA I SPEND TRYING!

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benhartley - ASW (912)
ASW (912)

Sometimes in a crowded mallI realize that everyone has a life of their ownAnd it’s like seeing infinity ignoring itself.

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