Me: Does Absolutely Nothing All Day For The 24th Day In A Row

I’m Trying to Get Angry But I’m Very Tired and All I Can Manage is Deep, Unyielding Sorrow: A Memoir

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

i dont even care what day it is. i found it. i found them

fingers in his ass sunday

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

FUCK silverfish

ough

experimental linguists hard at work in a top secret facility to discover the Ultimate Universal Slur