Girls When They Remember

emojis are a slippery slope, a misty veiled forest a vague quagmire of sex jokes and misinterpretation. that being said this one is so awesome 🐦‍🔥

i hate being able to grow facial hair this shit is so itchy after 2 days

maybe its time for a man

get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class? get out of my major why are in my class?

one day i wake up and i feel fat, the next day i wake up and i feel skinny. like nothing actually changing about my body its all in my head o my god its so fucking annoying

RAGEQUIT!!! annoying group of freshmen friends cant stop laughing in the room thats supposed to SILENT. what happened to public humiliation?

quaking with excitement for turning 21 the day before the boston st patricks day parade

angst sets in

“che tempo fa?”

“fa brutto” i say

“what?!”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS SO NICE OUT THE SUN IS SHINING?!”

real interaction i had. it is 15 degrees outside…. nothing about any of this is pleasant. the only solace i get is my warm room