I Would Just Like To Point Out That Julius Caesar Was 55 Years Old When He Died. This Means He Survived

i have a hard time saying in person or posting things that are about specific personal problems because it has been ruined for me. im terrified of accidentally oversharing or saying something that would make someone uncomfortable, or just thing less of me. this isnt really about tumblr though cause no one sees this :p

how many times do y’all think aragorn has had head lice

girls like my long and pretentious name, not my charming wit and character

i have heard enough STEM entitlement for one day

dental floss if anything

I love eating women out but I don't like the feeling of hair in my mouth. I actually like a bit of hair, just not in my mouth. Any ideas?

Grow up

im in a terrible mood so im going to be a hater. reposting artists everyday on your public instagram story is unparalleled levels of obnoxious. its such a big “IM ANNOYING AND I LIKE ATTENTION” marker. not a soul cares that you like ethel cane, charli xcx and watched the grammys. unfollowed!!

i asked her if she wants to hang out again but i kinda want her to say no… i could have just not texted her. whatever.

maybe its time for a man