Freaking Out About Overdue Work Like Im A Professional At It. Then I Sit Down And Do It And Its Not Too

do i want emotional intimacy or is it just a terrible and boring time of year?

i hate being able to grow facial hair this shit is so itchy after 2 days

RAGEQUIT!!! annoying group of freshmen friends cant stop laughing in the room thats supposed to SILENT. what happened to public humiliation?

on the bright side i was able to do a full split last night for the first time

a vibrator would be really cool tbh

hmmm

one day i wake up and i feel fat, the next day i wake up and i feel skinny. like nothing actually changing about my body its all in my head o my god its so fucking annoying

what the hell are animals going to use parking lots for when we go extinct?