I Know Quite A Few People Who Would Benefit From Something Akin To This

who would i be without my eye bags

never mind this seeing blurry shit is just annoying now

first time in my life i can feel the tangible effects of aging. i used to feel invincible, i hardly got sick, had perfect vision etc. getting lymes this summer sort of put me in check. i should also make an eye doctor appointment, last time i went there i was 7(?). it is becoming exponentially harder to read things from away and adjust focus. honestly though im not upset, truly. no one has done this to me, this is no ones fault. despite these small setbacks i feel pretty happy :) who knows, maybe i would be cute with some fun glasses.

first time in my life i can feel the tangible effects of aging. i used to feel invincible, i hardly got sick, had perfect vision etc. getting lymes this summer sort of put me in check. i should also make an eye doctor appointment, last time i went there i was 7(?). it is becoming exponentially harder to read things from away and adjust focus. honestly though im not upset, truly. no one has done this to me, this is no ones fault. despite these small setbacks i feel pretty happy :) who knows, maybe i would be cute with some fun glasses.

i cant deal with the fucking acne anymore i hate it so much and i feel like it holds be back and makes me look very unattractive. i would take my chances with the substance if it removed it from my face. “dont trust thoughts about yourself past 10pm” blah blah BLAH i dont care

a flock of eunuchs is actually called a conspiracy

BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

Simone de Beauvoir, from a diary entry featured in Diary of a Philosophy Student

“che tempo fa?”

“fa brutto” i say

“what?!”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS SO NICE OUT THE SUN IS SHINING?!”

real interaction i had. it is 15 degrees outside…. nothing about any of this is pleasant. the only solace i get is my warm room

an ancient civilization of spring breakers… their governmental system organized itself into a two party system, friday AND saturday

why the fuck is it hailing?