I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

when that dance battle started in the first episode, i for real was just ready to accept that that was what they were doing. like yea. dance it out, you little funkies

unstoppable slut meets immovable object or whatever that saying is

as a society we do not talk about the funniest line in all of literature, in trials of apollo when meg mccaffery, daughter of demeter, is being claimed at camp halfblood, and a sickle, the symbol of her mother, appears over her head, and some kid yells "SHE'S A COMMUNIST?!!!!!!!!!!!"

Isn't it funny that the fanon think that Damian is the serious Robin who doesn't like having fun and looks at Batman as a form of god, but in the canon it's completely opposite.

Like Damian in the canon is chaotic as fuck. That child has speed and adrenaline mixed with chocolate running through his veins, he is the personaification of chaotic neutral.

He also roasts Batman 24/7 and he is not afraid to call his bs and as any other Robin, he also tend to defy him and ignore his orders lol

He is certain serious but he is mostly saracstic than everything.

I mean, Damian was the one who bring the chaos in the Supersons, like you would think that Jon, the kid who had superpowers, would be the one to do it, but it was Damian who went to Jon's room in the middle of the night and said: "Hey duckboy, get your suit, we are going to provoque more chaos in this world"

Damian's like this 24/7:

david hockney with his dachshunds stanley and boodgie

I really want to write a fic about Bruce coming to terms with being ace, like:

Bruce wondering if it’s the result of trauma that he can’t “love normally”

Bruce thinking he’s just a really supportive ally.

Bruce learning about asexuality when ones of his kids (probably Tim) comes out to him and they have a talk (about it in general not Bruce’s sexuality).

Bruce doubting his ace status because he’s not sex-repulsed, and does enjoy sex. Has a talk with dick.

Bruce finding the word to describe how his sexuality works.

Bruce accepting that’s he’s ace and that there’s absolutely nothing wrong about it.

are you free tonight

i woul do anything to be free