Pitter Patter Putter Patter *you Look Down And See This*

Batman: [arms crossed] explain yourself

Robin (Dick Grayson): first off, that switch had a faulty label and there was no way for me to know that flipping it would-

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Robin (Jason Todd): -make the vat of hollandaise sauce explode, I mean who even puts a-

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Robin (Tim Drake): -mutant jellyfish in a shopping mall?! I had to do something. So maybe I stole a truck to transport the baking soda but-

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Robin (Stephanie Brown): -what did you want me to do? Sit back and watch you get your legs chewed off by an alien life form? And before you say anything I know that it was just Mrs Sands’ Schnauzer but at the time I really thought-

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Robin (Damian Wayne): -that the waitress was sent to poison you. My actions were justified.

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Signal: how come Cass never took up the Robin mantle?

Batman: [without hesitation] she’s not annoying enough to be Robin

so true batman

Never forget that fanfic in which Apollo watches Will heal Nico and he just snaps his boyfriend’s shoulder in place, both completely unfazed whereas Apollo screams absolutely terrified in the background.

Stucky fic writers were truly on something else because earlier this week I remembered the line “they can bury us in one coffin to save on lumber” and thought it was a lyric from like a fucking hoizer song or something along those lines only to go get a drink at 2am in my kitchen and be hit over the head with the reminder it’s actually from a Stucky Fic I read in 2017.

little peanutisms

Art by Rebecca Hollingsworth (source)

Is it an anxiety problem if 90% of your “bad feelings” turn out to have merit

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

"I kept chasing after you"

"Can I still keep up with you, Izuku?"

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer