Lovecore This. Cottagecore That. What About The Reactor Core Its Going To Explode

Stucky fic writers were truly on something else because earlier this week I remembered the line “they can bury us in one coffin to save on lumber” and thought it was a lyric from like a fucking hoizer song or something along those lines only to go get a drink at 2am in my kitchen and be hit over the head with the reminder it’s actually from a Stucky Fic I read in 2017.

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WAS HE THINKING THE SAME THING THAT WE WERE?

always knew klaus would be pro-clone fucking but its nice to see it confirmed on screen

You doing ok?

guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes sexy. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy

I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation