One Of The People In Front Of Me In My Stats Lecture Is Intently Studying For What Looks To Be A Test

A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”

His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”

Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”

Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”

And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.

Shut the fuck up, Greg.

Live look at the American Government right now:

TEA SIS

straight ppl ‘’fighting to be together against all odds’’ in movies/books be like

christmas tubbo... what warcrimes will he commit

do not repost!!!

i posted this on insta, twitter, and discord, but i forgot to do it here D:

corrupted tubbo is my favorite kind of tubbo to draw, so i gave him horns, fangs, long ears, and deer hooves :D

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DorMAUmmu, I’ve come to bargain

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Matched with a girl with the same name… I think she’s the one.

til abanonded footwear has its own wikipedia article for some reason

Your first draft is not terrible.

It is not any sort of insulting name you call it.

It is a baby.  A young, inexperienced baby that might throw up on your shirt and cause you to lose sleep at night but you love it all the same and will patiently feed it and tuck it into bed at night with a kiss no matter what happens.

You do not call a baby stupid or awful because they are new to the world and do not have the ability or knowledge to function on their own.  Instead, you nurture and teach them so they grow up smart and strong and capable.

Such it is with a first draft.  A first draft is not bad because it needs care and attention. Don’t insult it because it is newly written down with ideas that are not yet fully formed.  In fact, that is the reason why it is AMAZING.  It’s a DRAFT!  The FIRST one for the story!  LOOK at it!  It exists!  It is ALIVE!  And it is YOURS, this story you made.  

So be proud of your first draft baby and, most importantly, be proud of yourself. 

Previously, I’d only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic.

This version is much better.

I step in water with socks on. I am not bothered.