Gotta Admit, I'm Impressed With Their Dedication To The Bit

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

Girl your pussy is so deep and cavernous it is like a spring-fed lagoon. And I am splashing in the cool crystal waters.

two cats 🐈

it must’ve been a heavy burden.

Hello welcome from Twitter, here are my favorite flower illustrations I’ve done

“Femme Fatale” by Susan Kane

[From The Femme Mystique, ed. Lesléa Newman]

Smtimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you've sublimated the fact that you didn't want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.

“For you” “watch it” “stuff we think you’ll like on Tumblr TV”. Brother,

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?