Sick Sick Sick Of Possibility Of Being Fucking Recorded Every Waking Second By Tiktok Obsessed Quasi

capybara #130: pov he saw you holding a slice of watermelon

the scientists: lets see how our single celled attempt at creating the human mind is going

the samples in the petri dish:

im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes

“i baked you a pie”

“oh boy! what flavor?”

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

stop putting those ugly ass ‘new’ pan flags on my dash i logged out of twitter specifically so i wouldn’t have to see it

The face of someone who enjoyed their snack

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now that’s what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as “why aren’t you talking about this thing you didn’t know about”, “this 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly you’re all willfully ignoring it”, “if you don’t reblog this you’re a bad person”, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!

horses literally dont even say neigh they are like blelrrfhfhsiejeh someone is fucking lying...

some posts make points but they're phrased in such an insufferable way you just can't reblog them