Freaky Ass Scientist

YOURE BACK OH MY GODDD I GOT TOLD BY SOMEONE ELSE YOU DEACTIVATED AND I CRIED DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN POOKS 😭😭😭😭

OMG PUFFYMUNCHER OMG STOP NOOO IM SO SORRYY IM GLAD TO BE BACK I MISSED YOUU

i really want to write but i caannnnotttttt find time too, so have leftovers idk

honeymoon with stanley pines👀

a/n — Stanley Pines the man you are!

summary — SFW headcanons about the [gender neutral] reader on a honeymoon with Stan

──★ The photos from the zombie episode were chosen because things would escalate to stakes that high, even on a honeymoon.

──★ Well, maybe not that high, but I feel like things would go comically wrong.

──★ You run out of money, a bar fight starts, your taxi driver turns out to be robbing and bank and you’re involved in a car chase, you end up crashing another wedding, etc.

──★ The honeymoon is totally in Vegas, by the way.

──★ Stan tries so hard to make this a romantic trip for you, he’s honestly terrified of you leaving him.

──★ He’s hiring mariachi bands at restaurants you go to, and paying for your name to be written out in fireworks (they spelled it wrong but it’s the thought that counts.)

──★ And when anything goes wrong at all, he’s honestly really scared it’s gonna convince you to break it off with him.

──★ There’d have to be a lot of reassurance on your part that you are having a good time, and you love him.

“Look, I know i’m a lot to handle— And maybe this whole trip isn’t going as planned, and maybe—“

“Are you kidding? I’ve had a great time, Stan,” You smile genuinely.

He looked surprised, “No kidding?”

You laugh, “I always have a good time with you. I married you for a reason.”

──★ Imagine spoiling him as much as he spoils you.

──★ Like while he’s trying to write your name in fireworks, you’re on the black market trying to name a planet after him.

──★ Getting him breakfast in bed, and him being all surprised because like he didn’t ask you to do that.

“No shit, where am I? A hotel?” He’d jokes, faint blush rising.

“Motel,” You correct, “We couldn’t afford a hotel here. Hope this makes up for it!”

──★ I feel like the most romantic part of the honeymoon would be like the more insane parts.

──★ Like you two tied up in the back of a gangs hideout, and having to break free with a nail file.

Stanford Pines would have such an ungodly praise kink, I dont make the rules. The way he would fold if you called him a good boy.. and that thing Bill said about him wanting to feel special, someone fuck this man, jesus christ.

OI just realized we're short on Stanley headcanon! Please feed us more of this strangely hot old man.

ooooo i do not have nearly enough stanley pines requests, send some in! I already have a smut one in drafts sooo fluff?? i feel like i’ve been doing to much smut and stan is my comfort character

just got a stanley pines request i’m absolutely overjoyed, you people don’t understand how much I love that man.

Imagine getting ma//ting pressed by canon human bill cipher so you’re forced to look at him which he finds absolutely hilarious.

there are lots of other blogs that write for dom male characters, sorry.

So most people would know me from the era on tumblr where hazbin hotel was trending, or for my Mr. Puzzles work, but to put it simply, my x reader fanfiction. I went on hiatus around late june, early july (ish?) and then mid july deactivated my account.

I wouldn’t have made a post about it if not for all of my almost 5,000 followers who I totally disappeared on without any explanation. I know my work meant a lot to some people, and even if I grew to dislike it myself, I shouldn’t have just deleted it all.

To keep it vague, i’ve had a really hard time lately, I got really paranoid and kinda freaked out, ended up deleting my account without much thought - not my best choice. Juggling my mental illness got really hard, and the safest option in my head at the time was disappearing like… everywhere.

Honestly, not expecting much of a reaction to this post, but if anyone’s looking for me I thought I could say something. Thinking about opening requests again if you guys are willing to have me back, in the light of the new umbrella academy season and the second coming of the gravity falls fandom.

In summary, stay classy sandiago.

get behind me tumblr user bigfatbimbo I will guard you with my life !!!!!!!! !! !

men ‘round these parts sub and sub only, as all men should! seriously though, dom!male character content is annoyingly prevalent EVERYWHERE even for male characters it genuinely makes no sense for, I’m not understanding why they come to you for it? go to just about any other writer in the gf fandom there are so many people who would happily write/talk about it. let men be submissive losers in ONE blog! anyway ilyyyy thank you for also being a cool cat and being uncomfortable with dom!male characters too 🩵

- 🎩 anon

THIS IS WORDED SO WELLLLLLL this is honestly my exact issue with getting that kinda thing in my inbox… i’m really passionate about this topic but i’m very tired of late so i’m not explaining myself well 😭 but exactly!!!!

also top hat anon i love you, i have two of your requests in my drafts right now 🙏🙏

THIS IS SOOO SWEETTT 😭💕💕

i’ll be honest i still fan girl over my own mutuals

There is a criminal lack of sub!smc on tumblr !! When will we realize that this is an attention seeking brat?

come on people!