Bigwideblue74 - Ballad Of The Ignorance

Can you believe she wouldn’t offer me a SINGLE BELL for all that stuff?

So it's a sentence?

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I'm just hurting man.

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The last one is especially true. Don’t be afraid of who will judge you, or who will disown you because of who you love. Those people aren’t worth the time of day. Why should you please people who are full of hate and judgment, when you could be experiencing the most beautiful thing in the world; love. Love who you love. Don’t let other stop you from something amazing. Especially when you don’t even know most of those people. 

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table". Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean. Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest". Next day he comes home and asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed". That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring. He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".