Bigwideblue74 - Ballad Of The Ignorance

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Bedtime Stories

Years ago on a distant ocean roamed a vicious pirate named Captain Warhol but people called him walle for short. Captain walle traveled the sea robbing villages and stealling treasures for years. He sometimes even took people to be workers on his ship. As time passed Captain Walle began to feel terribly lonely. He didn't know why he was always surrounded by his crew mates so why be lonely.  He noticed that some of the workers on the ship seemed to be happy eveb though they constantly had to work hard. One day he forced a crew member to explain this unknown reason for happiness. The the crew mate exolained they are happy because they have friendship. The friendship allows them to be happy  even though they are burdened with so much work. The Captain now realized the reason for his loneliness. To truly feel happy he needed to make friends with crew members. And so he became friends with the whole crew making him into one of the most friendly pirates ever to live. Captain Walle was finally able to experience the greatest treasure of all the treasure of friendship

" Once upon a time there was this village where everyone shared knowledge and ideas on how to do things.  In this village lived a very smart young man named Theodore. He was pretty much a genius who understood everything. From the stars in the sky to the fish underwater. He knew how to make the perfect peanut butter and jelly and could create airplanes from scratch.  The entire village lovec and praised Theodore's mind because it could understand so much but as time went Theodore started to notice something and there was one thing that he didn't understand.  The thing he didn't understand was love. so he traveled the world talked to many people and learned many things but still didn't understand love. So one day he met a woman named Melissa who spent a lot of time with him on his journeys through love. As time went along Theodore and Melissa enjoyed each others company but sometimes got mad each other ane even argued but the whole time they never left each other's side and that's when Theodore finally understood love. Its not just a simple word but an incredibly feeling of a great bond between two souls something so strong it could withstand the worst of storms. It was something so great kings even bowed down to its power. And so Theodore took his love for Melissa and married her and so they found a home and raised beautiful children who grew up to spread the great understanding of love." THE END. - Jacoby Garnett

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