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Elven Passage, by George Rushing.

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No fun for giraffe

I ordered fries, where are my fries?

Other things on my mind

Now I introduce myself I'm a king who can not be silenced  One who Is prone to violence  One who is untouchable  Me conquering this rap game is inevitable Bending the rules of reality thats y I'm a rebel  Crushing boulders into pebbles I'm ticked off lyk a time bomb  As quick fitted as d wade fused with lebron The same earthquake that knocks a king off his pedestal  I'm incredible  So face the inevitable  That I can crush u under foot lyk a cocka roach So if u see me u better watch ur approach  Or in the blink of an eye I'll slice ur thoart  Half the niggas in this game r whack Y'all say the same thing u quacks 

What's on my mind

I'm so fly you would think I'm winging it  Cops are after cause I be killing it And I'm talking about people's dreams and fantasies I'm king of flows so adress me as your majesty Causeing more murders than a shakepearean tragedy Money flying in pocket rapidly I dont need auto tune to beat you niggas and I can say that proudly  Also thing all bluegrass is lousy  I think I at a higher level lyk I just smoked a bowl But don't call me a pothead just an asshole Cooking up crazier shit than chef Gordon Stitched up colors lyk air Jordan  Confusing how I'm so bright and I'm faded Yes that new game coming out but I already played it  Niggas all goo ga for the model I already dated I live it for now cuz I don't if their is s later  So I'll always rep IHOP international. House of papers Since I don't stay out of trouble I hope my mother keep I'm her prayers Fake niggas cry over spilt milk while I cry over spilt blood Crazy how I say this serious shit but laugh lyk I just rolled out a comedy club So it's no wonder I 

That explains it

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Doctors and scientists said that breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt. Thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead. — Roger Bannister

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A man who treats his woman like a princess is proof that he has been raised by a queen.

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table". Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean. Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest". Next day he comes home and asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed". That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring. He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".

Mimicry by Ilse Leenders and Maurits Gisen.

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