This Really Perfectly Sums It Up Tbh

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever, bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

A SPECIAL FORCES SERGEANT WHOS A DIVAAAAA

IF SHE DIES NEXT SEASON YALL WILL HEAR THE END OF MY GUNNNN

maysilee donner really said if i have to fight to the death im gonna serve rupaul levels of cunt while doing so and i just think that's really cool of her

They’re married and have ten kids and lots of pets and live in a huge manor/farm

Travis is better than me. The moment Shauna brought up Javi like that, I'd bring up her baby. Now we're both upset

“maybe in another universe we get our happy ending”

the other universe:

Imagine being an actor, go beyond your limits, putting all of you in the scene, and it gets cut down. And you won't be even nominated for Emmy, even though you are the best thing in the whole season. You did something that not every actor can – made an unlikable character into something real and raw, even though writers butchered your character with every single decision.

I can't imagine it either.

this wound needs more salt