Im Not A Total Narcissist, I Promise! I Just Think Everyone Should Be Jerking Off To Me And Thinking

Just burying my hands in the hip-meat of some needy whore, hips smacking against their wobbly ass from behind with the same force I might use to leave marks on it with my palm. Making them take every last inch of my fat fucking girlcock until they've forgotten what time is as a concept.

Having them on their knees once I've emptied my balls inside of their sopping, searing-hot cunt enough times to knock them up thrice-over, forcing them to clean me from tip to balls. Grabbing them by the back of the head and making another mess with their sloppy throat and spit-laden lips.

I'm horny tonight, can you tell?

This fucking video sucks so goddamn much I hate it lmao

I guess I only have myself to blame for being so fucking naïve to think this might be some sorta cool artistic analysis on the title cards and what the more unique elements are inspired by or whatever. The best this dude can even muster is "yeah this ones blue and has these zig-zaggy shapes. Not much to say. Moving on---" what a fucking waste. Even the biggest fucking freebie with Sonic Forces is just literally wasted. Dude literally says "[it] has this red, black, and white color palette going on, and it sticks to that with these title cards. Besides that though, not much to say here".

Wow I wonder what these red, black, and off white patterns in left-to-right upward diagonal formations (ie not neat, lacking conformity) might represent or be inspired by in this game about fighting back and resisting against Eggman's global fascist empire. Guess there's really just not much to say here, smh........

These "boosted stats" shadow Ho-Ohs suck so much 🥲

hi im v drunk and v hot and everyone should make a big deal about it

Get yourself a girl who forces you to submit.

You should consider that if I was your roommate I'd walk around in tight tank tops and thin pajama pants all day and it'd be so easy to perv on me while I get changed

ko-fi

This goes fucking double for His World btw. Holy fuck peak was attained in 2006 and they just let it slip away.

I'd also lump in Endless Possibilities but I'm sorry the instrumental for it is lowkey weak ngl and the only version they'll recognize moving forward is with fuckin Nathan Sharp on vocals so what's the fuckin point.

god its so sad how criminally underrated Throw It All Away is. The first minute alone is one of the hardest fucking tracks to ever hit the franchise, let alone the entirety of the song. It doesn't even really have any cool remixes, like how Supporting Me gets one every 5 minutes. Literally only the collection room track in Shadow Generations that you can barely even tell is a remix of it lmao.