It’s So Deeply Sad That Helly Probably Longs To Be A Bush Girl But Helena Absolutely Keeps That Thing

tome is immediately convinced she is responsible for an oncoming alien invasion due to how they could immediately sense she was gay or something

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

the way there’s almost no black people at lumon & then the ~choreography & merriment~ performing department is almost entirely black/poc. nasty implications.

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

seth milchick (thinking about the 65 orchestra members he’s been rehearsing with every tuesday and thursday for the past 8 weeks): so… i have your word you’ll report to work tomorrow?

why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

Oh yeah, if you say you are leaving at 3:30, please do not wait till 4:10, this is a form of torture for the autistic who wants to stick to the schedule

brutal clit to clit combat

my girl dina won’t be seen DEAD without that dyson airwrap blowout. not a SINGLE curl drop she said!!!!!